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ORDER GRANTING DEFENDANTS’ MOTIONS FOR SUMMARY JUDGMENT STEPHEN V. WILSON, District Judge. I. INTRODUCTION Defendants NBC Universal, Inc., Gregory Garcia, Twentieth Century Fox Film Corporation, and Twentieth Century Fox Home Entertainment LLC (collectively “Defendants”) move for summary judgment against Plaintiff Mark Gable (“Gable” or “Plaintiff’). Plaintiff claims that the television show My Name is Earl (“Earl ”) was copied from Plaintiffs screenplay Karma! Defendants argue that Plaintiff cannot show that Defendants had access to Plaintiffs screenplay or that the two works are substantially similar; thus, summary judgment should be granted. For the following reasons, the Court GRANTS Defendants’ Motions for Summary Judgment. II. FACTS A. Background In late 1994, Plaintiff Gable wrote Karma!, a dramatic screenplay about a dirty cop’s journey toward redemption. (Plaintiffs Statement of Genuine Issues [“PSGI”] 3-5 [Docket No. 54].) Gable registered the screenplay with the Writer’s Guild of America on March 10, 1995. (Id. 6.) On September 20, 2004, he registered Karma! with the United States Copyright Office. (Id. 7.) In April 1995, Gable, with the help of his girlfriend Cindy Cramer, sent Karma! to four talent/literary agents and two Mends working in the entertainment industry. (Id. 13-15.) Relevant to the current matter, Plaintiff sent the script to David Gersh, a talent agent at The Gersh Agency (“TGA”). (Id. 14.) Gersh had not solicited the script and claims to have never heard of it. (Defendants’ Statement of Uncontroverted Facts [“DSUF”] 2, 5 [Docket No. 22].) Plaintiff did not receive a response from TGA. (PSGI 25.) Plaintiff has produced no documentary evidence supporting his claim that he sent Karma! to TGA. In 1995, TGA consisted of approximately 20 to 25 agents. (PSGI 32.) One of the agents at TGA during this period was Ken Neisser. (Id.) Neisser, a literary agent, represented Defendant Gregory Garcia, the subsequent creator of Earl. (Garcia Decl. 6.) Neisser represented Garcia from 1993 until mid-2000, when Garcia left TGA for another agency. (Garcia Decl. 7.) In the spring of 2000, Garcia left TGA and obtained representation from Creative Artists Agency (“CAA”). (Id.) Garcia maintains that he conceived of the idea for Earl three years later, in the summer of 2003. (Id. 10.) Garcia stated that by the late summer/early fall of 2003, he had drafted portions of the pilot episode for Earl and began pitching the concept to various persons working in the television industry. (Id. 16.) In the fall of 2004, representatives from NBC Universal (“NBCU”) expressed interest in Earl, and told Garcia that if he could find an actor to play the title character, “NBC would greenlight the project.” (Id. 17.) After a lengthy casting process, the actor Jason Lee agreed to play Earl in the spring of 2005. (Id. 17.) The pilot for Earl first aired on September 20, 2005. (Id. 3.) The show is currently in its fourth season. (Id.) In or about September 2005, Plaintiff watched Earl on NBC. Plaintiff contends that he was immediately struck by the similarities between Karma! and Earl. After viewing several episodes, Plaintiff formed the belief that the creator of Earl had inMnged upon Plaintiffs copyrighted screenplay, Karma!. B. Overview of Karma! Karma! depicts the journey of Frankie Augustus, a dirty cop, who through the help of a guardian angel called “Angel Man,” creates good karma for himself and his unborn son by making amends for bad acts in his past. Frankie is a sarcastic forty-year-old Italian American with no moral compass. The opening scenes of Karma! depict Frankie taking bribes from a drug dealer, his subsequent arrest, prison time, and release. After his release, Frankie is in dire straits. Behind on his rent, he attempts to steal money from a blind street performer, and eventually picks the pocket of a man on the subway. Disgruntled with the small amount of money in the stolen wallet, Frankie thumbs through the wallet to find a picture of an angel. Frankie stares at it, and states: A picture of an angel, well that’s appropriate. Anyone with a buck and some chump change, better have an angel to pray too [sic], huh? ... Yea! Well Mr. Guardian angel where are you now?! I stole your buddies [sic] wallet right under his nose and you’re nowhere to be found. Shit! I’m hip to your shit!! You ever hear of angel dust? That’s what’s you’re gonna be. Actually I wouldn’t mind a hit of that right now. A little numbness would do me some good. (Decl. of Jill Rubin, Exh. D., pg. 82-83 [Karma! screenplay].) As Frankie speaks, he attempts to light the picture on fire, but it will not ignite. Instead, Frankie looks at the picture and sees the angel shaking his finger at Frankie. Frankie responds by throwing the picture into the wind. The wind carries the picture away over the river, but then carries it back and drops it on Frankie’s shoulder. An angel then appears before Frankie. The script refers to the angel as “Angel Man” and describes him as follows: “[The angel] look’s [sic] like a young man about 27 years old. With opalescent skin, and white hair, resembling an albino, and a slender physique, clothed in blue gun metal. There’s a solid gold sword hanging from his waist.” (Id. at 83.) Angel Man warns Frankie that he has “fallen off the path like a stray dog” and asks Frankie to meet him in front of Frankie’s mother’s grave at twelve midnight the next night. (Id.) The next night, Frankie goes to his mother’s grave. It is pouring down rain, and the cemetery is empty. When Angel Man appears, he closes his eyes and makes a prayer with his hands, which instantly stops the rain. Angel Man also brings dying flowers back to life with the wave of his hand. Then, Angel Man tells Frankie that he has come to help Frankie save the soul of his unborn son. Frankie, being single, thinks Angel Man has the wrong person. However, Angel Man tells Frankie that Frankie had sex with a girl named Betty Alonzo who is now pregnant with his child. Angel Man then warns Frankie: Your sons soul [sic] is at stake here! Your sons soul [sic] is coming into this world with your karma along with his Mothers [sic]. And I don’t think I have to tell you ... Your karmas [sic] not gonna be up for any awards this year! (Id. at 89.) Angel Man then “creates a cloud of mist.” (Id.) “A picture forms within the cloud revealing Frankies [sic] unborn son at the age of ten years old. It’s obviously Frankies son [sic] he looks just like Frankie. Seemingly destined to follow Frankies [sic] footsteps his son is brandishing a stolen 38 odd special in front of his friends.” (Id.) Frankie asks what he can do to save his son’s soul. Angel Man responds with three instructions: (1) “make amends with the people you’ve really hurt in the past,” (2) “get your life together, stop stealing, stop taking drugs, and get a straight job as soon as possible,” and (3) “in the very near future you’re going to come into some wealth, use it wisely.” (Id. at 91.) After his meeting with Angel Man, Frankie begins to follow Angel Man’s instructions. Frankie refuses to take drugs, calls a friend and admits stealing money from her, and then visits an ex-girlfriend to confess that he had an affair with her sister while they were dating. Frankie then goes to Times Square where he sees a man drop his wallet. Frankie picks up the wallet, and instead of stealing it, he gives the wallet back to the man. The man then introduces himself to Frankie, and offers him a job as a bartender. Frankie then purchases a lottery ticket and a scratcher from a liquor store. Frankie wins three hundred dollars from the scratcher. Frankie flashes back to Angel Man telling him to use it wisely. Accordingly, Frankie buys teenagers some candy that they were about to steal, and revisits the blind street performer, this time putting money into his tin instead of taking it out. As the screenplay continues, Frankie again runs into the blind street performer, but this time the street performer has been shot. After Frankie assists the blind man, the blind man turns into Angel Man. Angel Man assures Frankie that he is on the right path, and tells Frankie that “God believes he can resurrect all of his sons who have fallen.” Angel Man tells Frankie that wealth will still follow. In another scene, it appears that Angel Man is watching Frankie’s progress. Frankie is walking down a deserted alley at night and hears a cat’s meow coming from a row of trash cans. Frankie searches through the cans and finds an abandoned kitten. He rescues the kitten and takes it home to his friend, Tori Ann. Angel Man watches the entire scene, smiling. Throughout this period, Frankie is staying with Toni Ann, a drug-using struggling model. Tori Ann is 13-years younger than Frankie and becomes his love interest. Tori Ann observes the changes that Frankie is making in his life, and eventually, she decides to turn her life around too. She tells Frankie that she is going to clean up her act, stop selling drugs, get a job, and join a recovery program. Frankie tells Tori Ann how proud he is of her, and they make love passionately. Eventually, Frankie is approached by a drug dealer named James Randson. James demands that Frankie act as a drug courier for one of his shipments. Frankie takes this opportunity to redeem himself as a police officer. Frankie visits his old lieutenant at the police station, and offers to go undercover to clear his name by bringing in the bust. Before leaving for the drug deal, Frankie learns that he has won two million dollars from the lottery. Undeterred, Frankie follows through as an undercover officer. The drug deal does not go as originally planned, but Frankie successfully arrests the drug dealers by himself. Upon leaving the bust, Frankie visits his brother, Augustus, a priest who had earlier told Frankie of an orphanage that had burnt down. Frankie offers to give one million dollars to rebuild the orphanage. Frankie returns to Toni Ann’s apartment and is immediately attacked by James and his bodyguards. James enters the apartment and shoots Frankie three times. Toni Ann bursts from the closet shooting back at the intruders. As James gets a straight shot at Toni Ann, Angel Man appears and wraps his wings around her, blocking all the bullets. Toni Ann then fires her gun and kills James. Toni Ann rushes to Frankie, but is too late. Frankie tells Tori Ann that he will always love her, and the scene fades to black. Then, Frankie appears with white wings and clothed like Angel Man. Angel Man tells Frankie that he’s earned his wings back and that it is time to “cross over.” The screenplay concludes with Frankie as an angel standing watch over Toni Ann as she sleeps. C. Overview of Earl The pilot episode of Earl begins with a family pulling up to a convenience store as the main character, Earl Hickey (“Earl”), enters the store. The family waits until Earl leaves the convenience store for fear of going in at the same time as Earl. When Earl exits, the family enters, only to have Earl break into the family’s car. Throughout this whole opening, Earl narrates that he is the type of guy who will pretty much steal anything that is not nailed down. Earl then goes on to narrate his relationship with the other characters in the show. As he introduces the characters, we see flashbacks of the instances he is narrating. First, Earl introduces Joy, who Earl drunkenly married during a one night stand in Las Vegas. Earl describes himself as being so drunk that he did not notice that Joy was actually six months pregnant when they were married. Earl explains that a few years later, Joy became pregnant again. Initially, Earl believed Joy was carrying his child; however, when the child is born, Earl sees that the child is partially African American. As Earl and Joy are both white, Earl realizes that the child, named Earl Jr., is not his own. Earl also introduces Randy, his dimwitted brother. Joy, Randy and Earl all hang out at Ernie’s crab shack. At the crab shack, they are served by Darnell, who Earl calls “Crabman.” Earl narrates that three weeks prior, he bought a scratcher lottery ticket, and won $100,000. The audience sees a flashback of Earl celebrating his win, and then immediately getting hit by a car. Lying on the asphalt, Earl sees his lottery ticket fly away. While recuperating in the hospital, Joy divorces Earl and announces that Darnell, “Crabman,” is actually Earl Jr.’s father. Lying alone in the hospital, Earl watches the Carson Daly Show. On the show, the guest asks Daly how he has such a good life. Daly responds: “What goes around comes around, and that’s how I try to live my life. You do good things and good things happen to you, you do bad things and it’ll come back to harm you. It’s karma.” Once Earl is out of the hospital, Earl and Randy check into a motel, where they make friends with the maid, Catalina. Earl adopts Daly’s theory of karma, and puts it into action. Earl explains: “If I want a better life, I need to be a better person.” Accordingly, Earl makes a list of everything bad he has ever done. He explains that “I just won a hundred thousand dollars in the lottery and was immediately hit by a car. I almost died because something good happened to me that I didn’t deserve. That karma stuff is going to kill me, unless I make up for everything on that list.” On the list are specific acts, such as “peed in the back of a cop car,” as well as general bad habits, such as “harmed and killed innocent people with second hand smoke.” Earl decides that the first wrong he is going to make amends for is his picking on Kenny James in elementary school. Earl’s idea is to find Kenny, do something nice for him, and then cross him off the list. As Earl describes his new theory of life, the very $100,000 scratcher that flew away from Earl when he was hit by the car flies back to him. Earl responds: “Son of a bitchit’s working.” Earl and Randy then turn to finding Kenny. As Earl reminisces about tormenting Kenny, we see flashbacks of Earl bullying Kenny by kicking Kenny in the groin on a kickball field. Back in the present, Earl decides to watch Kenny for a few days. Earl concludes that Kenny is lonely, and that Earl will help Kenny by finding him a companion. Eventually, Earl and Randy find out that Kenny is gay. In response, Earl and Randy run from Kenny, and Earl states that he does not have to help Kenny because he is homosexual. However, when they reach their hotel room, they find Joy. Joy has ransacked the room looking for the lottery money. As Earl and Randy enter the room, Joy hits them on the head with a telephone. Earl interprets Joy’s breaking into his room as a sign from karma that he cannot give up on Kenny just because he is gay. Earl eventually helps Kenny find companionship by taking Kenny to a gay bar in the city. At the end of the episode, Kenny tells Earl that he was scared to be who he really was, but that he no longer is scared because of Earl’s kindness. Kenny states: “When we were kids, you took away my confidence, but today you gave it back ... You can cross me off your list.” Thereafter, each episode follows a similar formula with Earl choosing one item off his list, and setting out to amend for his actions. Each episode starts out with the same narration: You know the kind of guy who does nothing but bad things, and then wonders why his life sucks. Well, that was me. Every time something good happened to me, something bad was always waiting around the corner. Karma. That’s when I realized I had to change. So I made a list of everything bad I’ve ever done. And one by one I’m going to make up for all my mistakes. I’m just trying to be a better person. My name is Earl. Episodes in the first season include: Earl making amends for faking his own death to get out of a relationship by telling the woman that he is still alive; Earl making up for teasing people with accents by teaching English to immigrants; Earl redeeming himself for burning down a barn at a local camp for wayward boys; and Earl helping Joy win a beauty pageant in order to make up for an award Earl once broke. As Earl works through the items on his list, he often commits additional wrongs, adding them to his seemingly never-ending tally. III. ANALYSIS A. Legal Standard Rule 56(c) requires summary judgment for the moving party when the evidence, viewed in the light most favorable to the nonmoving party, shows that there is no genuine issue as to any material fact, and that the moving party is entitled to judgment as a matter of law. See Fed.R.Civ.P. 56(c); Tarin v. County of Los Angeles, 123 F.3d 1259, 1263 (9th Cir.1997). The moving party bears the initial burden of establishing the absence of a genuine issue of material fact. See Celotex Corp. v. Catrett, 477 U.S. 317, 323-24, 106 S.Ct. 2548, 91 L.Ed.2d 265 (1986). That burden may be met by “ ‘showing’ — that is, pointing out to the district court — that there is an absence of evidence to support the nonmoving party’s case.” Id. at 325, 106 S.Ct. 2548. Once the moving party has met its initial burden, Rule 56(e) requires the nonmoving party to go beyond the pleadings and identify specific facts that show a genuine issue for trial. See id. at 323-34, 106 S.Ct. 2548; Anderson v. Liberty Lobby, Inc., 477 U.S. 242, 248, 106 S.Ct. 2505, 91 L.Ed.2d 202 (1986). “A scintilla of evidence or evidence that is merely colorable or not significantly probative does not present a genuine issue of material fact.” Addisu v. Fred Meyer, 198 F.3d 1130, 1134 (9th Cir.2000). Only genuine disputes — where the evidence is such that a reasonable jury could return a verdict for the nonmoving party — over facts that might affect the outcome of the suit under the governing law will properly preclude the entry of summary judgment. See Anderson, 477 U.S. at 248, 106 S.Ct. 2505; see also Arpin v. Santa Clara Valley Transp. Agency, 261 F.3d 912, 919 (9th Cir.2001) (the nonmoving party must identify specific evidence from which a reasonable jury could return a verdict in its favor). B. Copyright Infringement To establish copyright infringement, Plaintiff must show that he owns a valid copyright in Karma!, and that Defendants copied protected expressions from it. See Kouf v. Walt Disney Pictures & Television, 16 F.3d 1042, 1044 n. 2 (9th Cir.1994). For the purposes of summary judgment, Defendants do not dispute that Plaintiff owns a copyright in Karma! Thus, the only question before the Court is whether Defendants copied protected expressions from the work. To prove copyright infringement, Plaintiff must show that Defendants copied protected elements of Karma! either through evidence of direct copying or through a showing that Defendants had “access” to Plaintiffs copyrighted material and that the two works at issue are “substantially similar.” See Funky Films, Inc. v. Time Warner Entertainment Co., L.P., 462 F.3d 1072, 1076 (9th. Cir.2006); Three Boys Music Corp. v. Bolton, 212 F.3d 477, 481 (9th Cir.2000). Here, Plaintiff does not allege direct copying by Defendants; rather Plaintiff contends that Garcia had access to Karma! through TGA, and that the works are substantially similar. The required elements of access and substantial similarity are related— that is, the plaintiffs burden of proof on each element rests partly on the strength of his showing on the other element. Thus, in rare cases, a plaintiff can prove copying even without proof of access “if he can show that the two works are not only similar, but are so strikingly similar as to preclude the of independent creation.” Meta-Film Assoc., Inc. v. MCA Inc., 586 F.Supp. 1346, 1355 (C.D.Cal.1984) (citing 3 Nimmer on Copyright § 13.01[B] and Ferguson v. Nat’l Broadcasting Co., Inc., 584 F.2d 111, 113 (5th Cir.1978)). In such instances, access will be inferred from the “striking” similarities between the works. Id. This rule only applies, however, where “as a matter of logic, the only explanation [for the similarities] between the two works must be ‘copying rather than ... coincidence, independent creation, or prior common source.’ ” 4-13 Nimmer on Copyright § 13.02[B] (2009) (citations omitted). Conversely, under the “inverse ratio rule” recognized by the Ninth Circuit, courts “require a lower standard of proof of substantial similarity when a high degree of access is shown.” Three Boys Music, 212 F.3d at 485. To benefit from this rule, Plaintiff must offer proof of access which is greater than or “more compelling than that which is offered in the usual copyright case.” Idema v. Dreamworks, Inc., 162 F.Supp.2d 1129, 1176 (C.D.Cal.2001) (holding that the inverse ratio rule did not apply because “the general unavailability of plaintiffs’ works, especially those that were unpublished, other than by way of their alleged 1994 and 1995 submissions to [defendants] makes ‘access’ to plaintiffs’ copyrighted works somewhat less than might be available in a large number of cases.”) (emphasis in original). Conversely, where plaintiffs theory of access is based solely on “speculation, conjecture or inference,” plaintiff cannot demonstrate the high degree of access necessary to invoke the inverse ratio rule. Rice v. Fox Broadcasting Co., 330 F.3d 1170, 1178 (9th Cir.2003); see id. Finally, in Ninth Circuit cases applying the inverse ratio rule, generally the defendant concedes that he or she had access to plaintiffs copyrighted work; and this “concession of access ... [is] a prominent factor in [the court’s analysis].” Rice, 330 F.3d at 1178 (citing to Shaw v. Lindheim, 919 F.2d 1353, 1361-62 (9th Cir.1990) and Metcalf v. Bochco, 294 F.3d 1069, 1075 (9th Cir.2002)). 1. Access To prove access, Plaintiff must show that the Defendants had a “reasonable opportunity” or “reasonable possibility” of viewing Plaintiffs work prior to the creation of the infringing work. Three Boys Music, 212 F.3d at 482; Baxter v. MCA Inc., 812 F.2d 421, 423 (9th Cir.1987). Reasonable access requires more than a “bare possibility,” and “may not be inferred through mere speculation or conjecture.” Three Boys Music, 212 F.3d at 482. “In order to support a claim of access, a plaintiff must offer ‘significant, affirmative and probative evidence.’ ” Jorgensen v. Epic/Sony Records, 351 F.3d 46, 51 (2d Cir.2003) (affirming summary judgment against the plaintiff on the issue of access where the plaintiff produced “no reasonable documentation that he actually mailed [tapes of the allegedly infringed work]”) (citing Scott v. Paramount Pictures Corp., 449 F.Supp. 518, 520 (D.D.C.1978)). Access is often proven through circumstantial evidence in one of two ways: “(1) a particular chain of events is established between the plaintiffs work and the defendant’s access to that work ... or (2) the plaintiffs work has been widely disseminated.” Idema, 162 F.Supp.2d at 1175 (citing to Three Boys Music, 212 F.3d at 482). Here, Plaintiff does not contend that his screenplay was widely distributed; instead, Plaintiff attempts to prove access by establishing a chain of events linking Plaintiffs screenplay with Defendants’ work. Specifically, Plaintiff argues that the creator of Earl, Garcia, had access to Karma! through Plaintiffs submission of the screenplay to TGA in mid-1995. Plaintiff offers his own declaration and that of his girlfriend Cindy Cramer, who assisted him with the mailing, as evidence that Plaintiff mailed Karma! to Gersh at TGA in the spring of 1995. However, Plaintiff has produced no documentary evidence of the mailing. Further, there is no evidence that Plaintiff received any response from TGA or that Gersh or anyone at TGA otherwise acknowledged receipt. This lack of documentation regarding the mailing weighs in favor of granting summary judgment. See Jorgensen, 351 F.3d at 52 (affirming summary judgment where the plaintiff “did not maintain a log of where and when he sent his work, or keep receipts from certified mailings to establish a chain of access”) (internal citations omitted); see also Rice, 330 F.3d at 1178. Both Gersh and Neisser deny ever receiving or reading any submission from Plaintiff, including Karma! (Gersh Decl. ¶ 5; Neisser Decl. ¶ 5.) Assuming, however, that TGA received the screenplay, Plaintiff argues that once Gersh received Katma!, it is reasonable that Garcia, as a client of TGA, would have access to it. Plaintiff offers two theories in support of this proposition. First, Plaintiff argues that Gersh may have given Garcia access to the screenplay directly, as Gersh’s name was listed on Garcia’s contract with TGA as one of Garcia’s key contacts. Second, Plaintiff argues that there is a reasonable possibility that Gersh or someone else at TGA gave Plaintiffs screenplay to Neisser, another agent at TGA and the literary agent for Garcia, who then could have passed it on to Garcia. Plaintiff does not present any evidence that Gersh or Neisser had any contact with Garcia after Garcia left TGA in 2000; thus, Plaintiffs theory of access assumes that Garcia must have been given access to Karma! several years before Garcia claims to have created Earl. The Court holds that Plaintiffs evidence of access is far too weak to trigger the inverse ratio rule. In Rice v. Fox Broadcasting Company, the Ninth Circuit rejected application of the inverse ratio rule under analogous facts. 330 F.3d 1170 (9th Cir.2003). In Rice, Robert Rice claimed that Fox Broadcasting Company had infringed on Rice’s work, The Mystery Magician, when Fox developed a series of television specials about magic (“Specials ”). Id. at 1173. Rice claimed that he sent two copies of his work and a pitch sheet for a proposed programming idea to Fox’s Senior Vice President of Specials and Alternative Programming, Michael Darnell, who was an active participant in developing the infringing work. Id. at 1178. Rice also claimed that the defendants were aware of The Mystery Magician because Rice gave copies of the work to his agent at ICM, who in turn sent a copy of the video to Fox. Id. Lastly, Rice claimed that when he would visit his own agent at ICM, he “would often chat with Steve Wohl, a fellow agent at ICM, and that Wohl repeatedly told Rice that he ‘loved’ the idea behind the Mystery Magician and that it would be a ‘smash hit.’ ” Id. Rice reasoned that “[b]ecause Wohl was Bruce Nash’s agent, ... [and] Nash ... was an active participant along with Darnell in developing the Specials,” Nash had access to The Mystery Magician. Id. The Ninth Circuit rejected Rice’s claims. First, regarding the alleged transmission to Michael Darnell, the Court discounted this evidence because there was “no copy of the purported pitch and [plaintiff] never received a response from Fox.” Id. Second, as to “the complicated thread involving Marks, Wohl, Nash and Darnell,” the court noted that Rice had no evidence that Wohl “provided The Mystery Magician to Nash, Darnell or anyone else at either Nash Entertainment or Fox.” Id. As such, the Ninth Circuit found that Rice’s claims were “based on speculation, conjecture, and inference which are far less than the ‘high degree of access’ required for application of the inverse ratio rule.” Id. Similarly, here, there is no evidence that: (1) Plaintiff ever received a response from Gersh or anyone at TGA; (2) that Neisser had access to the script himself (either through Gersh or otherwise), or (3) that anyone at TGA transferred the script to Garcia. Finally, there is no concession of access here by Defendants. As such, Plaintiffs chain of events is too speculative to trigger the inverse ratio rule. Further, Plaintiff cannot create a triable issue of access merely by showing “bare corporate receipt” of his work by an individual who shares a common employer with the alleged copier. Jorgensen, 351 F.3d at 52-53; Meta-Film, 586 F.Supp. at 1358. Instead, to avoid summary judgment, a plaintiff must show that he submitted his work to an intermediary who is in a position to transmit the plaintiffs work to the creators of the infringing work. Meta-Film, 586 F.Supp. at 1355-56. The intermediary can be a person who (1) has supervisory responsibility for the allegedly infringing project, (2) contributed ideas and materials to it, or (3) worked in the same unit as the creators. Id.; see, e.g., De Acosta v. Brown, 146 F.2d 408, 410 (2d Cir.1944) (sufficient evidence of access presented where plaintiff submitted her work to a literary agent who thereafter was consulted by the defendant as to research details regarding the infringing work). At a minimum, however, “the dealings between the plaintiff and the intermediary and between the intermediary and the alleged copier must involve some overlap in subject matter to permit an inference of access.” Meta-Film, 586 F.Supp. at 1358 (citing Kamar Int’l Inc. v. Russ Berrie and Co., 657 F.2d 1059 (9th Cir.1981) and Russ Berrie & Co. v. Jerry Eisner Co., Inc., 482 F.Supp. 980, 989 n. 7 (S.D.N.Y.1980)). In sum, the plaintiff must show a sufficient nexus between “the individual who possesses knowledge of a plaintiffs work and the creator of the allegedly infringing work.” Id. at 1357. For example, in Jorgensen, the Second Circuit affirmed summary judgment as to some defendants on the issue of access where the plaintiff could not produce documentary evidence to show that he mailed out his work, and presented no evidence that those who did receive his work had any relationship with the creators of the allegedly infringing work. 351 F.3d at 52-53. Similarly, in Meta-Film, the court granted summary judgment on access where the plaintiff showed his work to a director who was under contract with the defendant studio and worked on the studio lot, but could not demonstrate any connection between the director and the studio’s allegedly infringing project. 586 F.Supp. at 1356-59. As the court explained, “countless unsolicited scripts are submitted to numbers of individuals on studio lots everyday.” Id. at 1357-58. “Under these circumstances, it is clearly unreasonable to attribute the knowledge of any one individual-especially a non-employee- to every other individual just because they occupy offices on the same studio lot.” Id. The court in Meta-Film also rejected plaintiffs theory that access was shown by the fact that the director to whom she submitted her work had dealings with an executive involved in producing the infringing work. Id. at 1358. The court found that the executive did not make any creative contributions to the infringing work and the meetings between the two men had nothing to do with either plaintiffs work or the infringing work. Id. Thus, access could not be inferred from those meetings. Finally, in Jones v. Blige, the Sixth Circuit affirmed summary judgment on the issue of access where plaintiff demonstrated that she had sent her work to Andy McKaie, a Senior Vice President at Universal, and the allegedly infringing artists, Mary J. Blige and Andre Young, had a recording contract and a distribution joint venture, respectively, with Universal. 558 F.3d 485, 491-92 (6th Cir.2009). The court held: “While it is true that both Young and Blige dealt with Universal in certain respects, there is no evidence that either they or anyone else involved in the creation of [the allegedly infringing work] had any contact with McKaie or his division .."Id. at 492. Here, Plaintiff cannot establish more than bare corporate receipt. As noted above, Plaintiff has not introduced any documentary evidence to support the claim that Plaintiff sent Karma! to Gersh at TGA, or that the screenplay ever actually reached Gersh. However, even generously assuming that Plaintiffs submission reached Gersh, there is no evidence that Gersh had any contact with Garcia. It was Neisser, not Gersh, who represented Garcia at TGA. (PSGI 28; Neisser Decl. ¶2; Garcia Decl. ¶ 6.) Although Gersh’s name was listed on Garcia’s contract, Gersh testified that he did not have any dealings with Garcia, and there is no evidence that the two ever spoke. (Gersh Decl. ¶ 7.) Further, there is no evidence that Gersh had any supervisory responsibility for Earl or any involvement in the creation of the series. These facts clearly cut against a finding of access. Nonetheless, Plaintiff argues that Gersh may have passed the script along to Neisser, who then may have passed it along to Garcia. Neisser testified in his deposition that he spoke to Gersh on a regular basis and that “TGA was a relatively small ... place.” (PSGI 73 [Neisser Depo. 50:22-25; 89:22-89:8].) The evidence demonstrates that 20 to 25 agents worked at TGA in mid-1995. (PSGI 32.) However, there is no evidence that Gersh and Neisser ever worked on any projects together. (See PSGI 32-35.) Neisser worked in the “television lit” department, which was relatively autonomous, and Gersh did not oversee that department or attend its regular meetings. (PI. Compendium Exh. K [Neisser Depo., at 89:2-19], Exh. J [Gersh Depo., at 46:16-47:16, 49:5-16].) Nonetheless, Neisser testified that TGA had weekly meetings of all the Los Angeles agents, which Gersh sometimes attended. (PSGI 35 [Neisser Depo. at 43:5-21, 89:2-90:2].) Finally, Neisser gave vague testimony that he had meetings with “all three Gershes about what was going on in the department, about the business” and that they “talked all the time.” (PSGI 73.) In sum, viewing the record in the light most favorable to Plaintiff, there is evidence that Gersh, the person allegedly with knowledge of Plaintiffs script, had some meetings or discussions with Neisser, who in turn had a connection with Garcia. The Court holds that this connection is far too attenuated and speculative to support an inference of access. Although Gersh and Neisser clearly spoke to one another, Plaintiff has not offered any evidence that Gersh and Neisser ever had discussions about Karma! or Earl or about any other projects that Garcia was working on. Further, there is no showing that Neisser had any involvement or influence in the creation of Earl. Thus, there is no evidence that discussions between Gersh and Neisser involved any overlap in the subject matter of discussions between Neisser and Garcia. See Meta-Film, 586 F.Supp. at 1358. In some respects, Plaintiffs theory of access is even more attenuated than that offered in Meta-Film. In Meta-Film, the plaintiff submitted a script called “Frat Rats” to a movie director, Badham, who specifically acknowledged receipt and admitted to reading the script. Id. at 1352. Badham had several meetings with an executive at Universal named Ned Tanen about an unrelated project. Id. at 1353. Plaintiff speculated that during these meetings, Badham may have given “Frat Rats” to Tanen or told him about it. See id. Tanen, in turn, was instrumental in bringing the allegedly infringing work, “Animal House” to Universal, but there was no evidence that Tanen had creative input in Animal House. Id. at 1353. The Court found that Plaintiffs submission to Badham, “as a matter of law, cannot sustain a finding of access.” Id. at 1359. Here, unlike the director in Meta-Film, Gersh did not acknowledge receipt of Karma!. Even assuming he had, however, all Plaintiff can show is that, like Badham and Tanen, Gersh and Neisser had meetings about certain projects and discussed unspecified “business.” There is no evidence that they ever discussed Plaintiffs screenplay or any of Garcia’s work, and there is nothing in the record indicating that Gersh or Neisser had creative influence in any of Garcia’s projects, much less Earl. (See Garcia Decl. ¶2.) Thus, Plaintiffs theory of access fails as a matter of law. Before addressing substantial similarity, the Court will address one further argument regarding access. Here, the parties vigorously dispute whether TGA had any formal policy regarding the submission of unsolicited scripts in 1995, when Plaintiff allegedly submitted Karma! to Gersh. Gersh and Neisser both declared that, in 1995, TGA had a policy of not considering unsolicited screenplays; instead, such screenplays would be returned to the sender or discarded. (Neisser Decl. ¶ 3; Gersh Decl. ¶ 2.) They also declared that their personal practices were not to consider unsolicited screenplays, but to return or discard them. (Neisser Decl. ¶ 4; Gersh Decl. ¶ 4.) Plaintiff launched several objections to these declarations, and noted that no written TGA policy about unsolicited materials had been produced. (PSGI 42; PI. Evidentiary Objections [Docket 53].) Finally, Plaintiff also submitted the declaration of expert witness Eric Sherman (“Sherman”) regarding the custom and practice of agencies in the mid-1990s relating to unsolicited submissions. Plaintiff argued that, given industry practice, it was highly likely that someone at Gersh read Karma! (Opp’n at 28; Sherman Decl. ¶ 8.) Plaintiffs argument fails for several reasons. First, regardless of whether TGA had an agency-wide policy relating to unsolicited scripts, Neisser and Gersh both clearly testified that it was their personal practice not to consider unsolicited scripts. (PI. Compendium Exh. K [Neisser Depo. at 52:10-24, 54:1-11, 90:17-92:9]; Suppl. Rubin Decl. Exh. 3 [Neisser Depo. at 96:4-24, 98:8-19]; PI. Compendium Exh. J [Gersh Depo. at 26:11-27:24]; Suppl. Rubin Decl. Exh. 4 [Gersh Depo. at 20:24-24, 29:25-30:21].) Further, the undisputed evidence demonstrates that Neisser and Gersh instructed their assistants not to accept unsolicited scripts. (Id.) Plaintiff has presented no evidence that Gersh or Neisser ever read an unsolicited script. Second, the Court rejects the declaration of Plaintiffs expert, Sherman, as it does not meet the requirements of Federal Rule of Evidence 702. See Daubert v. Merrell Dow Pharmaceuticals, Inc., 509 U.S. 579, 597, 113 S.Ct. 2786, 125 L.Ed.2d 469 (1993). Sherman declares that he has worked in the entertainment industry for 40 years. (Sherman Decl. ¶ 2.) He has taught classes on, and authored books on, the television and film business. (Id.; see PI. Compendium Exh. L [Sherman’s Curriculum Vitae].) Finally, Sherman has acted as a consultant to “clients in the entertainment industry,” and in that capacity, has contacted different Los Angeles talent agencies on “hundreds” of occasions regarding submitting scripts to persons represented by those agencies. (Sherman Decl. ¶ 3.) Based on this experience, Sherman offers testimony as to the custom of talent agencies regarding unsolicited submissions in the mid-1990s. Sherman opines that, in 1995, the agencies had “widely divergent policies concerning ‘unsolicited submissions.’ ” (Id. ¶ 4.) Further, “these policies were far from uniform and by no means rigorously applied in 1995.” (Id.) Sherman also opines, however, that “the custom and practice in the entertainment industry (circa mid-90’s)” is that agents would read unsolicited submissions if the following criteria were met: “(a) when it has a provocative or catchy title; (b) the appearance and/or packaging of the submission is appealing; (c) the name of the author is a familiar name in the industry; (d) the first ten pages are compelling; or (e) the genre is one in which there is a particular need at the time.” (Id. ¶ 5.) Sherman states that, in his opinion, Karma! met four of these five criteria, and therefore likely was read by someone at the Gersh agency. (Id. ¶ 8.) Sherman’s expert testimony is not reliable. Sherman first tells the Court that there was no standard practice in the industry regarding unsolicited scripts — i.e., the agency policies were “widely divergent” — but then declares that agents generally read unsolicited scripts when some combination of 5 criteria were met. Sherman cannot purport to testify as to a custom and practice without first establishing that such a practice existed. See United States v. Fredette, 315 F.3d 1235, 1239-40 (10th Cir.2003) (expert’s experience regarding the industry standard for rebate programs gave him “no special insight” into defendant’s rebate program where the expert admitted that defendant’s program was different than any he had encountered before), Louie v. British Airways, Ltd., Case No. A01-0329, 2003 WL 22769110, at * 10-11 (D.Alaska 2003) (expert affidavit could not establish that defendants’ failure to warn violated industry standards where there was no evidence that such a standard existed at the relevant time period); see also, 25 C.J.S. Customs and Usages § 45 (“Proof of matters pertaining to custom is not admissible before the existence of the custom has been established by the evidence.”). Here, Sherman has completely undermined his own conclusion regarding industry practice. Further, Sherman offers no support for the 5 criteria he provided; he never explains where such criteria come from or why he believes that talent agents used those criteria in the mid-1990s. Sherman does not identify a single agency he dealt with in the relevant time period, and he offers no testimony related to TGA’s practices. Thus, Sherman has not identified the principles and methods that he used to form his opinion, making it impossible for the Court to evaluate whether such methods are reliable. See Fed.R.Evid. 702; In re Canvas Specialty, Inc., 261 B.R. 12 (C.D.Cal.2001). Finally, Sherman’s opinion that Karma! met four of the five criteria he proposed is entirely unsupported and conclusory. He has not offered any evidence regarding how a literary agent would apply these criteria, nor has he offered any examples of instances where his clients’ unsolicited scripts were reviewed for these reasons. Sherman’s personal opinion that the title of Plaintiffs work is “catchy,” that the first 10 pages are compelling, and so on, is not based on specialized knowledge and does not assist the trier of fact. Fed.R.Evid. 702, advisory committee notes (an expert relying primarily on experience must “explain how that experience leads to the conclusion reached ... and how that experience is reliably applied to the facts”); Fredette, 315 F.3d at 1240. The Court therefore disregards Sherman’s testimony. Claar v. Burlington Northern R.R., 29 F.3d 499, 502-503 (9th Cir.1994) (trial court may exclude from its summary judgment consideration proffered expert testimony that is not reliable). In sum, even generously assuming that Plaintiffs submission of Karma! actually reached Gersh, the record is insufficient to allow a reasonable jury to infer that Garcia had access to Karma. Thus, summary judgment for Defendants is appropriate. Finally, even if the weak evidence of access were sufficient to create a triable issue of fact, Plaintiff would still have to present evidence allowing reasonable minds to conclude that Karma! and Earl are substantially similar. As discussed below, Plaintiff has failed to meet this burden. 2. Substantial Similarity In addition to access, the issue of substantial similarity provides an independent ground for granting summary judgment. To determine whether two works are substantially similar, the Ninth Circuit applies a two-part test consisting of extrinsic and intrinsic components. Rice, 330 F.3d at 1174. The extrinsic test involves an objective comparison of the two works. The Court must consider “whether [the works] share a similarity of ideas and expression as measured by external, objective criteria.” Swirsky v. Carey, 376 F.3d 841, 845 (9th Cir.2004). The extrinsic test requires an “analytic dissection” of the works, and is often aided by expert testimony. Id. The intrinsic component of the substantial similarity test is subjective and depends solely on the response of the ordinary lay observer. Berkic v. Crichton, 761 F.2d 1289, 1292 (9th Cir.1985). “To that extent, expert testimony or the comparison of the individual features of the works is inappropriate in applying the intrinsic test.” Id. Instead, the trier of fact “ordinarily decides whether the ‘total concept and feel’ of the two works is substantially similar.” Id.; Kouf v. Walt Disney Pictures & Television, 16 F.3d 1042, 1045 (9th Cir.1994). “For summary judgment, only the extrinsic test is important.” Kouf, 16 F.3d at 1045. “A plaintiff who cannot satisfy the extrinsic test necessarily loses on summary judgment, because a jury cannot find substantial similarity without evidence on both the extrinsic and intrinsic tests.” Id. Further, because the intrinsic test relies on the subjective judgment of the ordinary person, it must be left to the jury. Swirsky, 376 F.3d at 845. Thus, the Court’s analysis on summary judgment is limited to the extrinsic test. Where literary works (films, screenplays, television series, etc.) are at issue, the extrinsic test is an objective evaluation of “the articulable similarities between the plot, themes, dialogue, mood, setting, pace, characters, and sequence of events.” Id. In applying the test, the Court must distinguish between protectable and unprotectable material, because a party claiming infringement may not rely on expressions from unprotected elements. Rice, 330 F.3d at 1174. For example, general plot ideas are not protectable and cannot give rise to a copyright infringement claim. See Berkic, 761 F.2d at 1293 (“General plot ideas are not protected by copyright law; they remain forever the common property of artistic mankind.”). Further, the doctrine of scenes a faire “holds that expressions indispensable and naturally associated with the treatment of a given idea ‘are treated like ideas and are therefore not protected by copyright.’ ” Rice, 330 F.3d at 1175 (quoting Apple Comp. Inc. v. Microsoft Corp., 35 F.3d 1435, 1444 (9th Cir.1994)). Accordingly, the extrinsic test examines “not the basic plot ideas for stories, but the actual concrete elements that make up the total sequence of events and the relationships between the major characters.” Berkic, 761 F.2d at 1293. Summary judgment on the issue of substantial similarity is appropriate “if no reasonable juror could find substantial similarity of ideas and expression.” Funky Films, 462 F.3d at 1077 (quoting Kouf, 16 F.3d at 1045). Although summary judgment is not highly favored on the issue of substantial similarity in copyright cases, “substantial similarity may often be decided as a matter of law.” Id. (quoting Sid & Marty Krofft Television Prods. Inc. v. McDonald’s Corp., 562 F.2d 1157, 1164 (9th Cir.1977)). Indeed, the Ninth Circuit “ha[s] frequently affirmed summary judgment on the issue of substantial similarity.” Shaw v. Lindheim, 919 F.2d 1353, 1355 (9th Cir.1990). As discussed below, the Court concludes that no reasonable jury could find Earl and Karma! to be substantially similar, i. Evidence Considered The Court engaged in detailed review of the works at issue. Specifically, the Court read the Karma! screenplay by Mark Gable (Docket No. 21-6), watched the pilot episode for Earl, and watched all 24 episodes of the first season of Earl. The Court also watched 5 select episodes of the second season of Earl. Notably, Plaintiff (and Plaintiffs expert) only compared Karma! with episodes from the first and second seasons of Earl when analyzing the alleged similarities between the works. Thus, the Court focused on those episodes of Earl which Plaintiff contends demonstrate a substantial similarity with Karma! See Sony Pictures Entertainment, Inc. v. Fireworks Entertainment Group, Inc., 156 F.Supp.2d 1148, 1157 (C.D.Cal.2001) (“It is the copyright plaintiffs burden to identify the elements for [the extrinsic test] comparison.”) The Court also considered a chart that Plaintiff created, which presents a side-by-side comparison of those portions of the two works that Plaintiff contends are similar. (Gable Decl., Exh. G [hereinafter “Plaintiffs Comparison Chart”]; Suppl. Gable Deck, Exh. A.) a. Expert Testimony In addition to the works themselves, Plaintiff relies on the expert report of David Nimmer (“Nimmer”) to establish substantial similarity. Nimmer’s expert report contains approximately 20 paragraphs of comparisons between the objective elements of Karma! and Earl. The report also contains a lengthy legal analysis of Ninth Circuit case law, and concludes by responding to the expert report offered by Defendants’ expert, Jeff Rovin. Nimmer ultimately opines that: “Based on my review of Ninth Circuit case law, the facts at bar present a situation in which substantial similarity presents a triable issue of fact — a reasonable factfinder could conclude, based on all the circumstances, that defendants actionably copied from plaintiffs screenplay.” (Nimmer Deck ¶ 27.) Defendants object to the testimony offered by Nimmer on several grounds. First, Defendants argue that Nimmer, while certainly an expert in the field of copyright law, is not qualified to offer a literary analysis in this case. Further, Defendants object that Nimmer’s report contains inadmissible legal conclusions, and challenge Nimmer’s methodology. The Court agrees that Nimmer’s expert report is not admissible. Pursuant to Federal Rule of Evidence 702, a witness may offer an expert opinion only if he or she draws on some special “knowledge, skill, experience, training or education to formulate that opinion.” Fed. R.Evid. 702. However, “the opinion must be an expert opinion (that is, an opinion informed by the witness’ expertise) rather than simply an opinion broached by a purported expert.” Jones v. Lincoln Elec. Co., 188 F.3d 709, 723 (7th Cir.1999) (citing to United States v. Benson, 941 F.2d 598, 604 (7th Cir.1991)) (emphasis added). Thus, to determine whether a proposed expert is qualified, the court must examine whether the witness’s qualifying training, experience, or specialized knowledge is sufficiently related to the subject matter upon which the witness offers an opinion. See United States v. Chang, 207 F.3d 1169, 1172 (9th Cir.2000) (“To qualify as an expert, a witness must have knowledge, skill, experience, training or education, relevant to such evidence or fact in issue.”); In re Canvas Specialty Inc., 261 B.R. 12, 19 (C.D.Cal.2001) (“It is not enough that the proposed expert have expertise in an area of knowledge. The expertise must be relevant to the determination of the facts in issue.”); Jones, 188 F.3d at 723 (“Whether a witness is qualified as an expert can only be determined by comparing the area in which the witness has superior knowledge, skill, experience, or education with the subject matter of the witness’s testimony.”). The proponent of the expert bears the burden of demonstrating that the expert is qualified. United States v. 87.98 Acres of Land More or Less in the County of Merced, 530 F.3d 899, 904-05 (9th Cir.2008); Baker v. Urban Outfitters, Inc., 254 F.Supp.2d 346, 353 (S.D.N.Y.2003). Here, Plaintiff has not demonstrated that Nimmer is qualified to render an expert opinion on the issue of substantial similarity between two literary works. Nimmer's experience, training, and education establish that Nimmer undoubtedly is an expert in the field of copyright law. He is a graduate of Yale Law School, and a partner at the Los Angeles-based firm of Irell & Manella. He specializes in and teaches copyright law and is the current author of the preeminent copyright treatise Nimmer on Copyright, which is often cited by appellate courts, including the Supreme Court. Over the past three decades, Nimmer has published numerous books and dozens of articles on copyright law, spoken at many copyright law conferences, and taught seminars to federal judges on the issue of substantial similarity in copyright law. Given this extensive background, there can be no question that Nimmer is well-qualified to perform a legal analysis regarding copyright claims. However, as discussed below, an expert cannot offer his legal opinion as to whether a triable issue of fact exists regarding copyright infringement; such an analysis is the exclusive province of the Court. Instead, the relevant issue on summary judgment, and indeed the subject matter upon which Nimmer seeks to opine, is whether there is substantial similarity in the objective elements of theme, plot, dialogue, characters, sequence of events, mood, pace, and setting between Karma! and Earl. In short, Nimmer was tasked with performing a literary analysis of two fiction works. However, Nimmer offers little explanation as to how his legal expertise qualifies him to compare a screenplay and a television series on the eight criteria mentioned. Notably absent from Nimmer’s report and declarations is any indication that Nimmer has experience, knowledge, training, or education in the literary field — for example, there is no evidence that Nimmer has ever worked as a film critic, a publisher, an English professor, an editor or director, that Nimmer writes fiction works, or even that Nimmer is an avid movie buff or television-watcher. While the Court recognizes that the task of comparing two fiction works is not highly technical, and indeed requires no specific training, to offer an expert literary analysis there must be some indication that Nimmer has, in one capacity or another, watched, read, written, compared and/or analyzed literary works. See e.g., Stewart v. Wachowski, 574 F.Supp.2d 1074, 1106 n. 130 (C.D.Cal.2005) (expert was an English professor who had previously testified in several matters regarding substantial similarity); West v. Perry, No. 2:07CV200, 2009 WL 2225569, at *5 (E.D.Tex.2009) (among other qualifications, expert had a film degree, was an accomplished screenwriter, and had worked as a screen credit arbitrator for the Writer’s Guild of America); A Slice of Pie Productions, LLC v. Wayans Bros. Entertainment, 487 F.Supp.2d 33, 41 (D.Conn.2007) (expert had extensive experience teaching, evaluating, studying, and writing about screen writing). No such evidence exists here. Further, Nimmer’s prior experience as an expert witness or consultant, with perhaps one or two exceptions, is not relevant to the literary analysis offered in this case. Nimmer lists several cases in which he previously offered expert testimony regarding the substantial similarity of works such as technical drawings, architectural plans, bingo cards, instructions for the use of pesticides, and computer software. (Supp. Nimmer Decl. ¶¶ 7-10.) Nimmer does not explain the specific analysis he performed; however, his assignments in those cases did not involve fiction works such as television shows, plays, movies, or books. Thus, this prior experience does not inform the literary analysis offered here. There are two instances in which Nimmer may have performed a similar analysis as that offered here, although given the vague descriptions of these assignments, it is difficult to know for certain. First, Nimmer declares that he assisted a publisher in overturning an injunction in a copyright case involving a comparison between Margaret Mitchell’s Gone with the Wind and Alice Randall’s The Wind Done Gone. But Nimmer fails to describe the issue that he was asked to analyze or the opinion he ultimately rendered in that case. (Id. ¶ 11.) Nimmer also notes one assignment, in Time Warner Entertainment Co. v. Continental Casualty Co., Case No. 02-01885 R (C.D.Cal.), where he was asked to compare a revised screenplay with the motion picture Contact and concluded that the unlicensed, protectable expression from the screenplay that was used in the film gave rise to a valid copyright claim. (Id. ¶ 6.) While this prior experience appears relevant, the fact that Nimmer testified as an expert once before in a case involving literary works is not a sufficient basis, without more, to accept his testimony here. In sum, Nimmer’s specialized knowledge of copyright law and his legal expertise does not qualify him as a literary expert. See, e.g., Gen. Battery Corp. v. Gould, Inc., 545 F.Supp. 731, 750 n. 24, 759 n. 30 (D.Delaware 1982) (patent lawyer, although knowledgeable about the patent office procedure, was not qualified to give an expert opinion on infringement where he was not skilled in the relevant art of the patented products); United States v. Chang, 207 F.3d 1169, 1172-73 (9th Cir.2000) (witness who was “extremely qualified” in international finance was not qualified to render an opinion on the authenticity of a securities certificate where he had no training in identification of counterfeit securities); In re Canvas Specialty, Inc., 261 B.R. 12 (C.D.Cal.2001) (witness not qualified where witness was an architect but had not demonstrated how his training as an architect gave him the necessary expertise to determine whether metal cabanas met contract requirements or had structural defects). As such, Nimmer’s opinions as to the points of similarity between Karma! and Earl are not admissible. Finally, the remaining portion of Nimmer’s report, in which Nimmer instructs the Court as to Ninth Circuit law and concludes that “a triable issue of fact exists” is not admissible. (Nimmer Decl. ¶¶ 26-38.) It is well established that, “an expert may not state his or her opinion as to legal standards, nor may he or she state legal conclusions drawn by applying the law to the facts.” 33A Fed. Proc., L. Ed. § 80:283 (West 2009); Aguilar v. Int’l Longshoremen’s Union Local No. 10, 966 F.2d 443, 447 (9th Cir.1992); Nationwide Transport Finance v. Cass Information Systems, Inc., 523 F.3d 1051, 1059-60 (9th Cir.2008); McHugh v. United Serv. Auto. Ass’n, 164 F.3d 451, 454 (9th Cir.1999); see also, Joseph M. McLaughlin, et ah, Weinstein’s Federal Evidence § 702.03[3] (2d ed.2009). Such opinions invade on the province of the judge. See Burkhart v. Washington Metro. Area Transit Auth., 112 F.3d 1207, 1213 (D.C.Cir.1997). Here, portions of Nimmer’s report read' much like a third legal brief. Nimmer analyzes five Ninth Circuit copyright cases, “weigh[s] [the two works] against [his] comprehensive review of Ninth Circuit jurisprudence,” and concludes that a triable issue of fact exists. (Nimmer Deck ¶ 38.) This opinion constitutes a legal conclusion and is not admissible. For these reasons, the Court excludes Nimmer’s expert report. Nonetheless, even had the Court considered the report, it would not have altered the substantial similarity analysis below. To the extent that Nimmer’s report offers objective points of comparison between the two works, most (if not all) of those comparisons were also noted in Plaintiffs Comparison Chart, which the Court has considered. Further, although expert testimony comparing literary works is generally accepted in the Ninth Circuit, the Court finds that such testimony is only marginally helpful in cases such as this, where the works are targeted at a general audience and deal with subject matter readily understandable by ordinary persons. Thus, the Court’s analysis is largely based on the Court’s own extensive review of the works. Finally, contrary to Plaintiffs arguments otherwise, the mere existence of dueling expert reports does not necessarily create a triable issue of fact. Numerous cases have found in favor of defendants on the issue of substantial similarity despite the existence of expert testimony offered by plaintiffs. See, e.g., Rice, 330 F.3d at 1180 (affirming summary judgment for defendants where the parties’ each submitted expert reports); Olson v. Nat'l Broadcasting Co., Inc., 855 F.2d 1446, 1451, 1453 (9th Cir.1988) (affirming the district court’s grant of judgment notwithstanding the verdict after Plaintiff offered expert testimony at trial that sought to demonstrate similarity between the works); Brown Bag Software v. Symantec Corp., 960 F.2d 1465 (9th Cir.1992) (affirming summary judgment for defendants where plaintiff presented expert testimony on the issue of substantial similarity). Defendants also submitted an expert report in this case. Defendants’ expert, Jeff Rovin, has spent his entire adult life as a professional writer. (Rovin Decl. ¶ 3, pg. 5, Appx. 4.) He has authored 124 books, both fiction and non-fiction, including several books analyzing films and television series — e.g., The Films of Charleston Heston