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ORDER PATRICK J. SCHILTZ, District Judge. In recent years, the federal courts have been inundated with lawsuits brought by homeowners challenging the foreclosures of the mortgages on their homes. Some of these lawsuits are meritorious, but many are not, and quite a few are frivolous. The most common type of frivolous lawsuit is premised on what judges often refer to as the “show-me-the-note” theory. In every mortgage transaction, the borrower signs both a note (in which she promises to repay the loan) and a mortgage (in which she pledges her home as security for her promise to repay the loan). Historically the lender held both the note and the mortgage. Since the 1990s, however, it has become common for the note and the mortgage to be held by different entities. Often, the note is held by the lender (or by someone who bought the note from the lender), while the mortgage is held by (and recorded in the name of) a nominal mortgagee such as defendant Mortgage Electronic Registration Systems, Inc. (“MERS”). This system allows loans secured by mortgages to be sold and resold multiple times without the necessity of recording each sale on the title of the mortgaged property. A plaintiff bringing a show-me-the-note claim generally argues that, because the entity that holds her mortgage (say, MERS) is not the same as the entity that holds her note (say, U.S. Bank), the mortgage on her home or the foreclosure of that mortgage is invalid. This argument is frivolous when made under Minnesota law. Indeed, this argument has been rejected by the Minnesota Supreme Court, by the United States Court of Appeals for the Eighth Circuit, and by every federal judge sitting in Minnesota who has addressed the argument. All of these courts have held — clearly, repeatedly, and recently— that, under Minnesota law, the entity that holds the mortgage can foreclose on the mortgage even if that entity does not also hold the note. Unfortunately, neither the number nor clarity of these judicial decisions has stopped plaintiffs from continuing to bring show-me-the-note lawsuits. Many of these lawsuits are brought by plaintiffs who represent themselves. Some of these plaintiffs seem to be desperate homeowners who have searched the Internet for a way to save them homes from foreclosure, run across websites touting unconventional legal theories, and been persuaded of the merit of the show-me-the-note theory. Other plaintiffs seem to be homeowners who fully understand that the show-me-the-note theory is frivolous but who are simply looking for a way to tie up their mortgagees in court, postpone the inevitable foreclosures, and live rent-free in their homes for months or even years. In Minnesota, however, the bulk of the show-me-the-note claims that have recently been filed have been brought not by desperate homeowners representing themselves, but by attorney William B. Butler of Butler Liberty Law, LLC. In fact, Butler has made a cottage industry out of filing frivolous show-me-the-note actions. Butler attracts clients through a website that blatantly misrepresents Minnesota law and attacks the legal system, the banking system, and other targets. Butler has been quite successful in attracting clients, who either do not know or do not care that he has never actually won a show-me-the-note claim. This is one of a series of nearly 30 cases that Butler has filed — on behalf of a total of perhaps a couple of hundred plaintiffs— in which he has challenged the validity of the mortgages on his clients’ properties. One of the first show-me-the-note lawsuits brought by Butler challenged the foreclosure of the mortgage on his own home. Butler v. Bank of Am., N.A., No. 11-461 (DWF/TNL), 2011 WL 2728321 (D.Minn. July 13, 2011). Since bringing that lawsuit, Butler has refined his methods and has now settled into a familiar pattern: Butler takes a group of a dozen or so individuals who are facing foreclosure but otherwise have no connection to one another; he gins up a dozen or so claims against a dozen or so defendants grounded mostly on the show-me-the-note theory; he improperly packages these claims into a single state-court action; and he fraudulently joins a single nondiverse defendant (typically a law firm that represented one of the lenders in foreclosure proceedings) in an attempt to block removal to federal court. The defendants generally remove the cases to federal court, and Butler then moves to remand. If the judge denies Butler’s motion, he might “remand” the case himself by voluntarily dismissing it and refiling it in state court within a day or two, thereby starting the process all over again. Butler might also “judge shop” in the same manner; if he does not like his chances before a particular federal judge, he might voluntarily dismiss his case, promptly refile it in state court, and start the process all over again. To hide his conduct, Butler will reorder the names of the plaintiffs or substitute a new plaintiff for one of the old plaintiffs, so that the refiled case will have a different caption. When Butler’s claims are finally challenged on the merits, he makes false representations and spins out contradictory and often absurd arguments in the apparent hope that their sheer weight and number, multiplied by the number of parties and claims, will overwhelm his opponents and the court. Butler makes claims in his briefs that do not appear in his pleadings; he makes claims during hearings that do not appear in either his briefs or his pleadings; and, when ordered to show cause why he should not be sanctioned, he makes claims in his response that he did not make during the hearing or in his briefs or pleadings. Of course, while all of this drags on month after month, Butler collects fees from his clients, and his clients live rent-free in their homes. This matter is before the Court on numerous motions, including defendants’ motions to dismiss and for sanctions, plaintiffs’ motions to remand, and the Court’s order to show cause why Butler should not be sanctioned under Fed.R.Civ.P. 11. For the reasons stated below, the Court: (1) grants defendants’ motions to dismiss, but stays the dismissal of plaintiff Heather Welk’s claims pending further briefing on the issue of prior exclusive jurisdiction; (2) denies plaintiffs’ first and second motions to remand, except to the extent that the second motion pertains to Welk’s claims; (3) orders Butler to pay a sanction of $50,000 to the Court pursuant to Fed.R.Civ.P. 11; (4) orders Butler to pay a portion of defendants’ attorney’s fees pursuant to 28 U.S.C. § 1927; (5) orders that plaintiff Sigmond Singramdoo’s proposed amended complaint be severed and that Singramdoo pay a civil filing fee of $350; and (6) denies Singramdoo’s motion for a temporary restraining order as moot. I. MOTIONS TO DISMISS Ordinarily, the Court would address plaintiffs’ motions to remand before addressing defendants’ motions to dismiss. After all, a court cannot rule on the merits of a claim before first satisfying itself that it has jurisdiction over that claim. In this ease, though, plaintiffs’ motions to remand largely turn on defendants’ argument that the one nondiverse defendant has been fraudulently joined to defeat federal jurisdiction. Consideration of defendants’ fraudulent joinder argument requires consideration of the merits of the claims made against the nondiverse defendant — and that, in turn, requires a thorough understanding of the nature of plaintiffs’ claims. The Court will therefore address the merits of plaintiffs’ claims, and then turn to plaintiffs’ motions to remand. A. Standard of Review In reviewing a motion to dismiss under Fed.R.Civ.P. 12(b)(6), a court must accept as true all factual allegations in the complaint and draw all reasonable inferences in the plaintiffs favor. Blankenship v. USA Truck, Inc., 601 F.3d 852, 853 (8th Cir.2010). But the plaintiff must do more than offer “labels and conclusions” or a “formulaic recitation of the elements of a cause of action.... ” Bell Atlantic Corp. v. Twombly, 550 U.S. 544, 555, 127 S.Ct. 1955, 167 L.Ed.2d 929 (2007). Instead, the “[f]actual allegations must be enough to raise a right to relief above the speculative level....” Id. Ordinarily, if the parties present, and the court considers, matters outside of the pleadings, a Rule 12(b)(6) motion must be treated as a motion for summary judgment. Fed.R.Civ.P. 12(d). But the court may consider exhibits attached to the complaint and documents that are necessarily embraced by the complaint without converting the motion into one for summary judgment. Mattes v. ABC Plastics, Inc., 323 F.3d 695, 697 n. 4 (8th Cir.2003). In addition, the court may consider public records on a motion to dismiss. Levy v. Ohl, 477 F.3d 988, 991 (8th Cir.2007). B. Plaintiffs’ Show-Me-the-Note Argument Plaintiffs are all Minnesota homeowners whose properties are subject to recorded mortgages held by one of the defendants. Claiming that the mortgage liens on their properties are invalid, plaintiffs bring a total of 13 claims against a group of lenders, mortgage holders, and mortgage servicers, as well as Shapiro & Zielke, LLP (“Shapiro”), a Minnesota law firm that conducted non judicial foreclosures on 6 of the 14 properties at issue in this case. This much is uncontested: Every one of the plaintiffs borrowed money from a lender to buy a piece of property; every one of the plaintiffs signed a note promising to repay the loan; every one of the plaintiffs also signed a mortgage pledging his or her property as security for the promise to repay the loan; every one of the plaintiffs failed to repay the loan as promised and thus is in default on his or her note; and every defendant who attempted to foreclose on the property of a plaintiff held record title to the mortgage in question. Hr’g Tr. 6-10, Jan. 20, 2012, ECF No. 95. In a broad sense, then, not one of the plaintiffs to this action has suffered an injustice. They promised to repay money, they pledged their properties as security for their promises, they failed to repay the money as promised, and thus they should lose the properties that they pledged as security. The plaintiffs insist, though, that they have found a loophole. According to plaintiffs, because the defendants who hold the mortgages on their properties— and who have initiated foreclosure proceedings against those properties — do not also hold the notes that are secured by those mortgages, the mortgages are not valid and the defendants have no right to foreclose. See, e.g., Am. Compl. ¶ 27 (“All Plaintiffs are Minnesota homeowners who allege that Defendants assert invalid and voidable Mortgages (“Mortgages”) against Plaintiffs’ homes.”); id. ¶ 40 (“Defendants do not have valid, clear legal title to the Original Notes. Defendants therefore ... cannot assert the right of foreclosure under the Mortgages.... Because Defendants have no direct right to receive payments due on the Original Notes, Defendants cannot exercise foreclosure rights in the Mortgages.”); id. ¶¶ 51, 55, 59, 61, 65, 68, 70, 72, 74, 76, 79, 82, 85, 87 (alleging, -with respect to each property, that “[bjecause Defendant has no right, title or interest in [plaintiffs] Original Note, Defendant cannot exercise rights in the security instrument securing payments in the Original Note”); ECF No. 58 at 6 (claiming that a decision by the Eighth Circuit bankruptcy appellate panel “resoundingly disposes of the notion that a mortgagee who does not hold the note but only the mortgage has a valid lien on real property”). This is the “show-me-the-note” argument, and, as already mentioned, this argument has been rejected by every federal and state court that has considered it under Minnesota law. Most notably, this argument was definitively rejected by the Minnesota Supreme Court in Jackson v. Mortgage Electronic Registration Systems, Inc., 770 N.W.2d 487 (Minn.2009). Plaintiffs argue, however, that Jackson should be read narrowly to hold only that a transfer of a note does not need to be recorded on the title of the property pledged as security for the note. It is true that the certified question answered in Jackson was whether Minnesota’s foreclosure-by-advertisement statute requires that the transfer of a note be recorded when the mortgage securing the note has not also been transferred. Id. at 493. The Minnesota Supreme Court held that the answer to that question is “no.” Id. at 489-90. But this is not, as plaintiffs contend, the only holding in Jackson. In order to answer the certified question, the Minnesota Supreme Court had to decide a number of subsidiary questions of state law, and the court’s answer to each of those subsidiary questions is also a holding. What the United States Supreme Court said about its own opinions is true of the opinions of any appellate court, including the Minnesota Supreme Court: “When an opinion issues for the Court, it is not only the result but also those portions of the opinion necessary to that result by which we are bound.” Seminole Tribe of Fla. v. Florida, 517 U.S. 44, 67, 116 S.Ct. 1114, 134 L.Ed.2d 252 (1996). Thus, Jackson contains numerous holdings regarding Minnesota law that are binding both on lower state courts and on federal courts applying Minnesota law. See Integrity Floorcovering, Inc. v. Broan-Nutone, LLC, 521 F.3d 914, 917 (8th Cir.2008) (“In resolving any substantive issues of state law, we are bound by the decisions of the Minnesota Supreme Court.”). In order to decide whether it is necessary to record the transfer of a note when the mortgage securing the note is not also transferred, the Jackson court first had to decide whether Minnesota law permits one entity to own a note and a different entity to own the mortgage securing that note. The Jackson plaintiffs explicitly argued— just as plaintiffs argue in this case — that such a split in ownership is not permissible: “[Pjlaintiffs argue that a mortgagee cannot hold legal title to a mortgage unless that mortgagee also has at least some interest in the underlying indebtedness. For this reason, plaintiffs argue that MERS cannot hold legal title.” Jackson, 770 N.W.2d at 498-99. The Minnesota Supreme Court expressly rejected the plaintiffs’ argument: “Our case law establishes that a party can hold legal title to the security instrument without holding an interest in the promissory note.” Id. at 500. In explaining its holding, the Minnesota Supreme Court carefully described the differences between legal, record, and equitable title to a mortgage; explained that the entity that holds the note also holds equitable title to the mortgage; explained that such equitable interests in the mortgage do not need to be recorded; and explained that only the legal title to the mortgage must be recorded for the holder of that legal title to be able to foreclose by advertisement. Id. at 501. The court flatly rejected the core argument made by plaintiffs in this case and in every show-me-the-note case: that an entity that holds only legal and record title to the mortgage — and not equitable title— cannot foreclose. Indeed, the Minnesota Supreme Court held that only the holder of legal and record title (or someone acting on that holder’s behalf) can foreclose. Id. at 500 (“ ‘the power of sale must be exercised in the name of the party who has the legal title to the instrument’”) (quoting Burke v. Backus, 51 Minn. 174, 53 N.W. 458, 459 (1892)). The Minnesota Supreme Court expressly acknowledged that its holding could give rise to disputes between the entity that holds a note secured by a mortgage (i.e., the entity that holds equitable title to the mortgage) and the entity that holds the mortgage itself (i.e., the entity that holds legal and record title to the mortgage). Such disputes can arise because the mortgage holder has the power to foreclose, but the note holder has an equitable right to the proceeds of the foreclosure. The Minnesota Supreme Court made clear, however, that the potential or reality of disputes between the holder of the equitable title and the holder of the legal and record titles do not render the mortgage invalid or in any way preclude foreclosure by advertisement: “[A]ny disputes that arise between the mortgagee holding legal title and the assignee of the promissory note holding equitable title do not affect the status of the mortgagor for purposes of foreclosure by advertisement.” Id. at 501. In other words, contrary to plaintiffs’ argument, it is not necessary that the mortgage holder get the permission of the note holder to foreclose; if the mortgage holder forecloses against the wishes of the note holder, that is a dispute for those parties (and only those parties) to resolve. Jackson thus made abundantly clear that (1) an entity need not hold any interest in a note in order to hold legal and record title to the mortgage securing the note; (2) the holder of legal and record title to the mortgage may foreclose by advertisement — indeed, it is the only entity that may foreclose by advertisement— even if a different entity holds the note; and finally (3) a mortgagor cannot challenge a foreclosure on the basis that there might be a dispute between the legal and record holder of the mortgage, on the one hand, and the equitable holder of the mortgage, on the other hand. This understanding of Jackson has recently been embraced by the Eighth Circuit in Stein v. Chase Home Finance, LLC, 662 F.3d 976, 980 (8th Cir.2011). In that case, the plaintiffs were represented by none other than Butler, who made before the Eighth Circuit precisely the arguments about Jackson that he is making before this Court, only to have the Eighth Circuit reject those arguments. See Appellant’s Brief at 20, Stein v. Chase Home Fin., LLC, 662 F.3d 976 (No. 11-1292), 2011 WL 1352258, at *20 (“Because the only entity entitled to enforce the note is the holder of the note, JPMorgan Chase Bank N.A. was the only entity who had the legal right to foreclose on the property.”); Stein, 662 F.3d at 979-80. The fact that the Eighth Circuit rejected Butler’s show-me-the-note theory has not deterred Butler from continuing to file dozens of claims based on that theory. Nor has Butler been deterred by the fact that his show-me-the-note theory has been rejected by every federal judge that has addressed it to date. See Jerde v. JPMorgan Chase Bank, N.A., No. 11-2666 (PAM/ FLN), 2012 WL 206271, at *3 (D.Minn. Jan. 24, 2012); Murphy v. Aurora Loan Servs., LLC, No. 11-2750 (ADM/JJK), 2012 WL 104543, at *2 (D.Minn. Jan. 12, 2012); Iverson v. Wells Fargo Bank, N.A., No. 11-2225 (MJD/AJB), 2011 WL 6065358, at *3 (D.Minn. Oct. 25, 2011); Larsen v. Bank of Am., N.A., No. 11-1775 (MJD/JSM), 2011 WL 6065426, at *5-7 (D.Minn. July 21, 2011); Butler v. Bank of Am., N.A., No. 11-461 (DWF/TNL), 2011 WL 2728321, at *5 (D.Minn. July 13, 2011). At the hearing in this case, the Court pressed Butler to explain how he can continue to bring show-me-the-note claims after the theory underlying those .claims has been so soundly rejected by the Minnesota Supreme Court in Jackson, by the Eighth Circuit in Stein, and by the judges of this District in multiple cases. Butler responded by citing the decisions of three state judges that, he claimed, embraced his views. In fact, though, two of the three decisions cited by Butler explicitly reject his theory, and the third says not a word about it. In one of the cases relied on by Butler— Oppong-Agyei v. Chase Home Finance LLC, No. 19HA-CV-11-3026, slip. op. at 11-12 (Minn.Dist.Ct. Oct. 18, 2011) — Judge Edward Lynch held: Defendants are not required to possess the original note in order to initiate a foreclosure by advertisement as long as they have legal and record title to the mortgage, Jackson v. Mortgage Electronic Registration Systems, Inc., 770 N.W.2d 487 (Minn.2009). Counts I, IV, V[,] VII, XVII, XVIII and XXI of Plaintiffs’ Complaint are all based on the premise that Defendants must possess the original notes before they may foreclose the mortgages that encumber Plaintiffs’ properties and should be dismissed. This, again, is a case that Butler says supports his show-me-the-note theory. Butler says the same of Wollmering v. JP Morgan Chase Bank, N.A., No. 27-CV-11-2383, slip. op. at 7, 9 (Minn.Dist.Ct. May 20, 2011), in which Judge Lloyd B. Zimmerman said: Plaintiffs’ theory that the mortgages in this case are invalid and unenforceable because the mortgages have become separate from the notes, and that the Defendants are not able to prove ownership of the Notes, appears untenable as a matter of law, because it is the security interest in a mortgage — separate from the Note — that gives the right to foreclose by advertisement.... The Plaintiffs’ argument that a mortgagee must demonstrate a right to enforce the note and not simply the mortgage disregards the plain language of Jackson. Butler does rely on one other case: the decision of the United States Bankruptcy Appellate Panel for the Eighth Circuit in In re Banks, 457 B.R. 9 (8th Cir. BAP 2011). Banks was an adversary proceeding in which the debtors sought, among other things, to avoid the claimant’s mortgage lien on their residence. Id. at 10. The bankruptcy court granted summary judgment in favor of the claimant, who alleged that it owned both the note and the mortgage. Id. On appeal, the parties’ arguments focused on whether there was a break in the chain of title to the mortgage. The debtors did not make a show-me-the-note argument; in other words, unlike plaintiffs in this case, the debtors did not argue that the claimant could not foreclose because it did not own the note. See Brief of Plaintiffs-Appellants at 9, In re Banks, 457 B.R. 9 (No. 11-6025) (arguing that there was a break in chain of title to the mortgage); Brief of Defendant-Appellee at 5, In re Banks, 457 B.R. 9 (No. 11-6025) (stating that the claimant is the owner of both the note and the mortgage). Not surprisingly, the parties barely mentioned Jackson in their briefs. Clearly, then, the question whether a mortgagee must possess the underlying note in order to have a valid interest in the mortgage was not before the court in Banks; had it been, it is inconceivable that the parties would have basically ignored Jackson. The Bankruptcy Appellate Panel summarily rejected the debtors’ main argument regarding the mortgage’s chain of title, but reversed because there was an issue of fact concerning whether the claimant had possession of the original promissory note. In re Banks, 457 B.R. at 11-12 & n. 6. The court observed that, because the note was endorsed in blank, actual possession was required to enforce or negotiate the note. Id. at 12. It is not clear whether the court believed that the status of the note affected the claimant’s status as a secured creditor; given that the debtors did not make such an argument, it is likely that the court was addressing only the claimant’s ability to collect on the note (and not the claimant’s ability to foreclose on the mortgage ). See id. (discussing the claimant’s ability to “enforce the note”). In any event, to the extent that Banks meant to imply that, as a matter of Minnesota law, it is necessary to own the underlying note in order to have valid legal title to a mortgage, Banks was clearly wrong and was clearly superseded by the Eighth Circuit’s later decision in Stein. C. Remaining Claims Most of plaintiffs’ claims in this case are based on the show-me-the-note theory. For the reasons described above, those claims are frivolous. That includes plaintiffs’ quiet-title claims, on which they have placed great emphasis. Plaintiffs have unearthed old case law indicating that, to state a quiet-title claim, a plaintiff need only allege that he is in possession of the property and that the defendant asserts an adverse interest in the property. See Steele v. Fish, 2 Minn. 158, 154-55 (1858) (“The only facts necessary to constitute a cause of action under this statute are, the actual possession of the land by the plaintiff, in person or by tenant, and some claim by the defendants adverse to him, of an estate or interest in the land.”). In their briefs, plaintiffs imply that, under Minnesota law, a plaintiff can file a quiet-title action even if she has no reason whatsoever to challenge the validity of the defendant’s asserted interest in her property. But plaintiffs conceded at oral argument that, under Fed.R.Civ.P. 11, a quiet-title claim must be supported by an objectively reasonable basis for believing that the defendant’s asserted interest in the property is invalid. Hr’g Tr. 47-48. Plaintiffs have no such basis in this case. Without an objectively reasonable basis for asserting that defendants’ mortgages are invalid, plaintiffs’ quiet-title claims are just as frivolous as any other claim that is premised on the show-me-the-note theory. The real challenge in this case has been to determine whether, among plaintiffs’ dozens of claims, there are any that are not premised on the show-me-the-note theory. The Court has been concerned that it might overlook a viable claim because the claim was buried in this heap of frivolous claims. Reflecting that concern, the Court held a four-hour hearing during which it closely questioned Butler about what claims would survive in the inevitable event that the Court rejected his show-me-the-note theory. Pinning down Butler was not an easy task. No matter what the line of questioning pursued by the Court, Butler generally ended up finding new ways to repackage his show-me-the-note argument. For example, Butler argued at one point that, although Jackson and Stein may stand for the proposition that a mortgagee may commence foreclosure proceedings without holding the note, those cases do not permit the mortgagee to show up at the foreclosure sale and bid in the debt unless it holds the note. Butler based this argument on language in Jackson and other cases discussing the requirements necessary to “commence” foreclosure. Jackson, 770 N.W.2d at 501 (“only assignments of legal title of the security instrument must be recorded in order to commence a foreclosure by advertisement”); Stein, 662 F.3d at 980 (“Chase was the party entitled to commence a foreclosure by advertisement under Minnesota law, even if the promissory note (and the corresponding equitable interest in the mortgage) had been transferred to someone else”). With this argument, Butler unwittingly provides an example of two unfortunate tendencies of his. The first is Butler’s complete lack of concern for logical coherence or consistency. Butler’s made-up-on-the-spot claim that a mortgagee with bare legal title can commence foreclosure proceedings but cannot bid in the debt at the sale appears nowhere in his pleadings and nowhere in any of the multiple briefs that he submitted in opposition to defendants’ motions. To the contrary: Butler’s willingness to concede at the hearing that a mortgagee with bare legal title can at least commence foreclosure is completely inconsistent with much of what he alleges in the amended complaint and much of what he argues in his briefs. See, e.g., ECF No. 59 at 12 (arguing that there is a factual issue concerning whether Deutsche held the note when it commenced foreclosure of the Albers property); Am. Compl. ¶ 132 (alleging that recording foreclosure notices is a false representation that the mortgagee has the right to foreclose); Am. Compl. ¶ 40 (alleging that defendants cannot exercise foreclosure rights in the mortgages because they do not hold the notes). The second tendency is shared by many litigants: the propensity to treat a judicial opinion as though it were a statute or regulation whose every word is “law” that must be given precise effect. No one could read Jackson and Stein and reasonably conclude that they meant to limit their holdings to the commencement of foreclosure proceedings. Jackson focused on the commencement of foreclosure proceedings simply because that is the point in time at which it is necessary to ask whether the prerequisites to foreclosure by advertisement have been met — which was the main issue in Jackson, 770 N.W.2d at 489. But Jackson also explicitly held that any disputes between the mortgagee and the note holder do not affect the validity of the foreclosure as against the mortgagor. Id. at 501 (“any disputes that arise between the mortgagee holding legal title and the assignee of the promissory note holding equitable title do not affect the status of the mortgagor for purposes of foreclosure by advertisement”). This holding disposes of Butler’s argument (or would dispose of it, if it were properly before this Court) that a mortgagee cannot bid in the debt unless it holds the note or is acting as the agent of the note holder. See also Bottineau v. Aetna Life Ins. Co., 31 Minn. 125, 16 N.W. 849, 850 (1883) (“The mortgagor, whose interests were not affected by the fact that others had equitable rights in the mortgage with the one in whom the legal title was vested, could not on that fact alone object to his using such legal title.”); Kebasso v. BAC Home Loans Servicing, LB, 813 F.Supp.2d 1104, 1113 (D.Minn.2011) (explaining that disputes between the note holder and the mortgagee do not give the mortgagor standing to challenge the mortgagee’s right to foreclose); Deutsche Bank Trust Co. Americas v. Souza, No. A10-190, 2010 WL 3958671, at *3 n. 2 (Minn.Ct.App. Oct. 12, 2010) (“Any dispute that may occur between the owners of those legal and equitable mortgagee’s rights regarding who is entitled to the collateral involves the holders of those mortgagee’s rights, not the mortgagor. Since Souza is the mortgagor and does not hold a mortgagee’s interests in his mortgage, he lacks standing to make an argument based on the distinction.”). While Butler was making up new arguments at the hearing, he also came up with the notion that a mortgage must be “perfected” in order to be valid. True, Butler did vaguely allude to the concept of “perfection” in the amended complaint and in his briefing. See, e.g., Am. Compl. ¶ 96(a) (“The mortgages are not properly perfected.”). But Butler gave no hint as to what he meant by this concept, and defendants reasonably understood it to mean that Butler was alleging that the mortgages had not been recorded. See Landmark v. Schaefbauer, 41 B.R. 766, 770 (Bankr. D.Minn.1984) (interpreting the phrase “to ... perfect ... any lien” in 11 U.S.C. § 362(a)(4) to include the recording of a real-estate mortgage). In response, defendants pointed out that all of the mortgages and assignments of the mortgages with respect to each plaintiffs property were indeed properly recorded. At oral argument, however, Butler surprised the Court and defendants with a novel theory of what it means to “perfect” a mortgage: According to Butler, a mortgage is not “perfected” unless the ownership of the note and mortgage coincide at certain critical moments — in particular, when the mortgage is first created and at the time of the foreclosure sale. Hr’g Tr. 14-17. This is nothing more than a restatement of Butler’s frivolous argument that the mortgagee must hold the note for the mortgage and any foreclosure to be valid. Finally, Butler argued that Jackson is now irrelevant because MERS adopted a change to its internal rules that, as Butler put it, “abandoned the proposition that a third-party nominee can foreclose in the name of someone without having possession of the note.” Hr’g Tr. 27. Butler is referring to the fact that MERS has decided that rather than initiate foreclosure actions itself, it will instead transfer legal title to the mortgage to the note holder, record that transfer, and let the note holder pursue foreclosure. No doubt MERS’s change in policy was motivated by the fact that it no longer wants to spend money defending hundreds of frivolous show-me-the-note lawsuits. But as to Butler’s argument: First, Butler’s argument appears nowhere in his pleadings or briefs; he just made it up at the hearing, and it is not properly before the Court. Second, MERS’s policy change is irrelevant; whether or not MERS or any other mortgagee with bare legal title chooses to exercise its right to foreclose obviously has nothing to do with whether that mortgagee has such a right under Minnesota law. In addition to finding new ways to repackage his show-me-the-note argument, Butler also contended at the hearing that, whatever may be permitted as a general matter under the law of Minnesota, the particular notes and mortgages at issue in this case themselves reserve to the note holder both the power of sale and the power to accelerate the loan. At least with respect to the power of sale, however, Butler was misrepresenting the facts. The mortgages that were granted to MERS expressly convey both the mortgage interest and the power of sale to MERS and to MERS’s successors and assigns. See Bank Defs.’ App. at 37, ECF No. 44 (Welk mortgage); id. at 150 (Bigelow mortgage); id. at 175-76 (Singramdoo mortgage); id. at 205-06 (Forte mortgage); id. at 236 (Roster mortgage); id. at 253 (Klingner mortgage); id. at 332 (Miklas mortgage); Kemper Deck Ex. 1 at 3-4, ECF No. 54 (Rucci mortgage); Kanski Deck Ex. 2 at 3 (Albers mortgage); id. Ex. 7 at 3-4 (Tibke mortgage); Vander Pol Deck Ex. G at 1-2, ECF No. 41 (Patterson mortgage). Likewise, the mortgages that were granted directly to the lenders expressly convey both the mortgage interest and the power of sale to the lenders and to the lenders’ successors and assigns. See Bank Defs.’ App. at 75 (Jones mortgage); Vander Pol Deck Ex. B at 3 (Heinzman mortgage); id. Ex. L at 2 (Konobeck mortgage). Because the record establishes a clear chain of title connecting the current mortgagees to the original owners of the mortgages, the current mortgagees may exercise these grants of power. As for Butler’s argument that the notes reserve the power to accelerate solely to the note holder: Whether or not that is true — and the Court cannot say whether or not that is true, as not all of plaintiffs’ notes are in the record — it has nothing to do with plaintiffs’ claims in this case. Nowhere in their amended complaint — and nowhere in their briefs — do plaintiffs allege that their loans were improperly accelerated. The only reference to the notices of default in the amended complaint is plaintiffs’ vague allegation that Shapiro was defendants’ agent “for purposes of enforcing falsely declared defaults on Plaintiffs’ Original Notes and/or wrongfully foreclosing....” Am. Compl. ¶ 25. But plaintiffs do not allege that they are not in default; to the contrary, at the hearing they conceded that they are in default. And plaintiffs do not allege that there was anything improper about the notices of default. Butler’s arguments about acceleration and default notices are simply irrelevant. Notwithstanding Butler’s evasive and often absurd arguments, the Court was able with considerable effort to identify which claims are (or may be) independent of plaintiffs’ show-me-the-note argument. These include: (1) conversion/unjust enrichment (Counts V and VI); (2) slander of title and misrepresentation (Counts IV, IX, X, and XIV); and (3) accounting (Count XIII). The Court considers each set of claims in turn. 1. Conversion/Unjust Enrichment (Counts V and VI) In their conversion claim, plaintiffs generally allege that “Defendants accepted monthly mortgage payments from the Plaintiffs and wrongfully retained those payments thereby depriving Plaintiffs of their property.” Am. Compl. ¶ 112. Similarly, in their unjust-enrichment claim, plaintiffs allege that they “conferred a financial benefit on the Defendants in the form of payments made to Defendants with the understanding that Defendants held legal title to and were holders in due course of Plaintiffs’ Original Notes.” Am. Compl. ¶ 116. This is not a show-me-the-note claim. A plaintiff bringing a show-me-the-note claim argues that someone who does not hold the note cannot foreclose on the mortgage securing the note. Here, however, plaintiffs argue that someone who did not hold the note solicited and collected payments on the note. If a defendant did not hold the note but nevertheless accepted payments that were owed to the note holder (without the note holder’s permission), then that defendant might indeed be found liable. (Of course, the plaintiff would win little more than a moral victory, as he or she would owe the money recovered from the defendant to the true note holder.) The conversion claim is pleaded by every plaintiff against every defendant; the unjust-enrichment claim is pleaded by every plaintiff against every defendant except Shapiro. This is plainly improper under Fed.R.Civ.P. 8. At oral argument, plaintiffs admitted that they are not claiming that every defendant wrongfully retained monthly mortgage payments from every plaintiff. Hr’g Tr. 88-89. Yet that is exactly what the amended complaint alleges, and it is not possible for any particular defendant to know which plaintiffs are alleging that it wrongfully retained their mortgage payments. When asked at the hearing to identify which defendants wrongfully retained mortgage payments from which plaintiffs, Butler was able to cite only a single example: He claimed that defendant GMAC Mortgage, LLC (“GMAC”) wrongfully accepted payments from plaintiff Susie Jones. Hr’g Tr. 89, 91. Given that plaintiffs have already had two opportunities to plead these claims and have not moved to amend their complaint, the Court will dismiss all of the conversion and unjust-enrichment claims with prejudice, with one exception: Because Jones (belatedly) articulated a possible basis for conversion and unjust-enrichment liability against GMAC, the Court will dismiss Jones’s conversion and unjust-enrichment claims against GMAC without prejudice. 2. Slander of Title and Misrepresentation (Counts IV, IX, X, and XIV) In sorting through plaintiffs’ allegations of slander and misrepresentation, it is crucial to understand that most of those allegations are just camouflaged show-me-the-note claims. Plaintiffs start with the assumption that the show-me-the-note theory is valid and that everyone in the world agrees with it, and then equate any action taken to foreclose — or any representation that an entity has the right to foreclose— as the equivalent of a representation that the entity holds the underlying note. See, e.g., Am. Compl. ¶ 132 (alleging that MERS falsely represented that it owned Welk’s note by recording assignments of mortgages, notices of pendency of foreclosure, and foreclosure sale notices). The bulk of plaintiffs’ misrepresentation and slander-of-title allegations are based on this false equivalence, and thus the bulk of plaintiffs’ misrepresentation and slander-of-title claims are frivolous. Setting aside those “misrepresentations,” the Court has identified three possible types of misrepresentations that are not premised on acceptance of the show-me-the-note theory. First, plaintiffs allege that defendants falsely represented that there were amounts due on their mortgages, when, in fact, those amounts were due on their notes. See, e.g., Am. Compl. ¶¶ 52-53. Second, plaintiffs allege that, with respect to certain plaintiffs, defendants recorded mortgage assignments that purported to assign rights in the notes even though the assignors did not hold the notes. Am. Compl. ¶ 56 (Jones); id. ¶ 62 (Heinzman); id. ¶ 66 (Singramdoo); id. ¶ 80 (Patterson); id. ¶ 88 (Tibke). Finally, although this was not clear until oral argument, plaintiffs regard the act of showing up at a foreclosure sale to bid in the debt to be a de facto (and false) representation that the bidder either holds the note or is acting as an agent of the note holder. The first set of allegations is based on the wording of certain recorded documents that purport to recite the original principal amounts of the “mortgages” and the amounts “due on” the “mortgages.” Plaintiffs do not claim that the amounts are incorrect; instead, they argue that the amounts are due only on their notes, not on their mortgages. See Hr’g Tr. 62 (“There’s no principal amount due on any mortgage from the beginning of time to today.”). Plaintiffs are correct that it would be more accurate to say that the amounts are due on notes that are secured by the mortgages rather than due on the mortgages themselves, but the word “mortgage” is commonly used to refer to what is really a note secured by a mortgage. This is true in casual conversation; people often refer to how much they owe on their “mortgage” or to the amount of their monthly “mortgage payment.” This is also true in the law. For example, Minnesota Statutes Chapter 580, which governs foreclosure by advertisement, often uses the word “mortgage” as synonymous with the term “loan secured by a mortgage,” such as when the statute refers to the amount “due on” the “mortgage.” Indeed, despite his contention that such usage is confined to “sloppy thinkers” (a universe that apparently includes countless legislators, judges, and members of the public), Hr’g Tr. 63, Butler himself uses the phrase “mortgage payments” in the amended complaint. Am. Compl. ¶¶ 112,121. Given the fact that Minnesota statutes themselves refer to amounts “due on” a “mortgage,” the Court does not believe that such references in documents prepared and recorded by defendants can be characterized as false or misleading. The Court acknowledges that, in Jackson, the Minnesota Supreme Court rejected the argument that these statutory references are proof that the term “mortgage” is synonymous with “note” and that therefore assignments of the note must be recorded. Jackson, 770 N.W.2d at 495-96. The question in this case, though, is not the proper interpretation of statutory language; it is whether use of the term “mortgage” as a shorthand reference to a note secured by a mortgage amounts to a fraudulent misrepresentation. No reasonable jury could find that it does. Even if the Court is wrong — and even if references to amounts due on mortgages could be characterized as false representations concerning the identity of the note holders — plaintiffs admitted at oral argument that they are not aware of any payments that any of them made in reliance on these allegedly false representations. Hr’g Tr. 79-85. Without reliance or damages, plaintiffs’ misrepresentation and slander-of-title claims obviously must fail. U.S. Bank N.A. v. Cold Spring Granite Co., 802 N.W.2d 363, 373 (Minn.2011) (common-law fraud requires proof of reliance and damages); City of Maple Grove v. Marketline Constr. Capital, LLC, 802 N.W.2d 809, 817 (Minn.Ct.App.2011) (“A crucial element of fraud, negligent misrepresentation, and promissory estoppel claims is reliance.”); Paidar v. Hughes, 615 N.W.2d 276, 279-80 (Minn.2000) (slander of title requires showing of pecuniary loss in the form of special damages). Plaintiffs remaining misrepresentation claims fail for the same reason. Again, plaintiffs bring misrepresentation claims based on the fact that some defendants allegedly recorded mortgage assignments that purported to assign rights in the notes even though the defendants did not hold the notes, and on the fact that some defendants showed up at foreclosure sales and bid in the debt (which, in plaintiffs’ view, was an implicit representation that the defendant held the note or was acting as an agent of the note holder). Putting aside other problems with these claims, plaintiffs were unable to identify any way in which they relied on any of these alleged misrepresentations, and thus their claims must fail. 3. Accounting (Count XIII) Finally, plaintiffs bring a claim labeled “accounting.” In their briefing, plaintiffs conclusorily argue that “the defendants have violated federal law by refusing to respond to Plaintiffs’ requests for information regarding the ownership of their loans.” ECF No. 58 at 20. There are several problems with this argument: First, the accounting claim that plaintiffs actually pleaded says nothing like this. Instead, it says that plaintiffs “demand an accounting to determine the amount of debt owed, if any, to the [Pooling and Servicing Agreement] and Certificate Holders.” Am. Compl. ¶ 170. Second, plaintiffs do not identify the federal law that they claim was violated. No doubt this is because plaintiffs do not actually mean to invoke federal law. As described above, Butler strives mightily to keep his cases out of federal court. To rely on federal law would substantially undermine his motions to remand. Although plaintiffs’ brief strongly suggests that they are trying to dress a RESPA claim in state-law clothing, Butler disclaimed any reliance on federal law at the hearing— even though, as noted, he explicitly relied on federal law in his brief. Hr’g Tr. 107-OS. ■ Third, it is not clear to the Court that plaintiffs can demand information about the ownership of their notes through the vehicle of an accounting claim. As the name suggests, the right to an accounting is the right to have the defendant account for funds or other property. See Physicians & Hosps. Supply Co. v. Johnson, 231 Minn. 548, 44 N.W.2d 224, 229 (1950) (“Before the duty of a fiduciary to account arises, it is essential that complainant establish not only the confidential or fiduciary relationship between the parties, but also the receipt by the fiduciary of the funds to be accounted for.”); Robert W. Nicholson, Jr. Trust v. Sawmill Golf Club, Inc., No. A05-2283, 2006 WL 3593032, at *3 (Minn.Ct.App. Dec. 12, 2006) (the “equitable remedy known as an accounting ... compels the disclosure of money or property held or obtained by a particular party but which belongs to another”). Plaintiffs cite no authority in support of their accounting claim, much less any authority suggesting that a claim for accounting can be used to demand other kinds of information from a defendant. Given that plaintiffs have (1) failed to defend the accounting claim that they pleaded and (2) disclaimed the accounting claim that they briefed, the Court grants defendants’ motions to dismiss this claim. In sum, the Court concludes that all of plaintiffs’ claims should be dismissed with prejudice, with the sole exception of Jones’s claims for conversion and unjust enrichment against GMAC. Those claims of Jones should be dismissed without prejudice. II. MOTIONS TO REMAND Of course, the Court cannot actually dismiss plaintiffs’ claims on the merits without determining whether it has jurisdiction. Plaintiffs have filed two motions to remand. The first, filed before the hearing, argues that the Court does not have jurisdiction because complete diversity of citizenship is lacking. The second, filed after the hearing and after Butler was ordered to show cause why he should not be sanctioned, argues that the doctrine of prior exclusive jurisdiction applies. The Court considers each motion in turn. A. Diversity All of the plaintiffs are citizens of Minnesota. None of the defendants — with the sole exception of Shapiro — is a citizen of Minnesota. As noted earlier, Shapiro is a law firm that conducted foreclosures on 6 of the 14 properties at issue in this case. Because Shapiro is a citizen of Minnesota, complete diversity of citizenship is lacking. See Strawbridge v. Curtiss, 7 U.S. (3 Cranch) 267, 2 L.Ed. 435 (1806) (adopting the complete-diversity rule). Defendants contend that the Court can disregard the claims against Shapiro under the doctrine of fraudulent joinder. See Simpson v. Thomure, 484 F.3d 1081, 1083 (8th Cir.2007) (the right of an out-of-state defendant to remove a diversity suit to federal court cannot be defeated by the fraudulent joinder of a resident defendant). The Court does not doubt that Butler joined Shapiro as a defendant solely to block removal of the case to federal court. And, as discussed above, the Court has concluded that all of plaintiffs’ claims (with the exception of Jones’s conversion and unjust-enrichment claims against GMAC) should be dismissed with prejudice under Fed.R.Civ.P. 12(b)(6). To establish fraudulent joinder, however, a defendant must go beyond demonstrating that the claims against the nondiverse defendant should be dismissed under Rule 12(b)(6). Block v. Toyota Motor Corp., 665 F.3d 944, 948 (8th Cir.2011). Instead, the defendant must show that “ ‘there exists no reasonable basis in fact and law supporting a claim against [that] defendant].’” Menz v. New Holland N. Am., Inc., 440 F.3d 1002, 1004 (8th Cir. 2006) (quoting Filia v. Norfolk S. Ry., 336 F.3d 806, 810 (8th Cir.2003)). The joinder of a nondiverse defendant is not fraudulent where “ ‘there is arguably a reasonable basis for predicting that the state law might impose liability based upon the facts involved.’ ” Block, 665 F.3d at 948 (quoting Junk v. Terminix Int’l Co., 628 F.3d 439, 446 (8th Cir.2010)). In appropriate cases, courts may take a limited look at evidence outside the pleadings in making this inquiry. See Masepohl v. Am. Tobacco Co., 974 F.Supp. 1245, 1250 (D.Minn. 1997); see also Block, 665 F.3d at 948 (“In fraudulent joinder cases, some courts examine material beyond the complaint’s allegations to ‘determine if there is any factual support’ for the claims against the allegedly fraudulently joined defendant.” (quoting Masepohl)). This stricter standard poses no barrier to the Court’s exercise of jurisdiction in this case. Most of plaintiffs’ claims are based on the show-me-the-note theory, which, as explained above, is completely frivolous. It follows, then, that “there exists no reasonable basis in fact and law” for plaintiffs to assert any claim premised on the show-me-the-note theory against Shapiro. The claims against Shapiro that do not depend on the show-me-the-note theory are also frivolous. As explained above, plaintiffs admitted that they have no basis for alleging damages as a result of any misrepresentation or slander of title. Plaintiffs likewise could not identify a single dollar that was converted by any defendant, with the possible exception of Jones’s payments to GMAC. Even if those payments give Jones a claim against GMAC, however, they do not provide a basis for a claim by Jones against Shapiro. Nobody contends that Shapiro ever handled Jones’s mortgage payments, and Jones and all of the other plaintiffs admitted that they did not know whether any of them had ever made a mortgage payment to the wrong entity on the basis of any fraudulent misrepresentation made to them by Shapiro or anyone else. Hr’g Tr. 79-85. Without any allegation that Shapiro handled Jones’s mortgage payments or that Jones relied on a misrepresentation by Shapiro to make payments to the wrong entity, the Court cannot understand how Shapiro could possibly be liable to Jones for the improper mortgage payments to GMAC. The bare, conclusory allegation that Shapiro acted as an agent in some unspecified way “regarding” the Jones property, Am. Compl. ¶ 113, provides no reasonable factual or legal basis to connect Shapiro to Jones’s mortgage payments. The Court therefore concludes that Shapiro was fraudulently joined and denies plaintiffs’ motion to remand for lack of diversity jurisdiction. B. Prior Exclusive Jurisdiction After the hearing, and after he was ordered to show cause why he should not be sanctioned, Butler filed a second motion to remand, arguing that the doctrine of prior exclusive jurisdiction precludes the Court from exercising jurisdiction over plaintiffs and their properties. In filing the motion without securing a hearing date, Butler violated D. Minn. LR 7.1. Nevertheless, because the motion challenges the Court’s subject-matter jurisdiction, the Court will address it on the merits. Under the doctrine of prior exclusive jurisdiction, “when one court is exercising in rem jurisdiction over a res, a second court will not assume in rem jurisdiction over the same res.” Marshall v. Marshall, 547 U.S. 293, 311, 126 S.Ct. 1735, 164 L.Ed.2d 480 (2006). Plaintiffs contend that, because this action is in rem, the state court in which it was filed acquired in rem jurisdiction before defendants removed the action to federal court, and therefore this Court lacks jurisdiction. If plaintiffs were correct, then all of the hundreds of mortgage cases now pending in federal courts that were removed from state courts would have to be remanded. That would help to ease the workload of the federal courts, but unfortunately for the federal courts, plaintiffs’ argument is almost entirely without merit. The doctrine of prior exclusive jurisdiction applies in only two circumstances. First, and most commonly, the doctrine applies when there are multiple proceedings through which different courts are attempting to assert jurisdiction over the same property at the same time. See United States v. Bank of N.Y. & Trust Co., 296 U.S. 463, 480-81, 56 S.Ct. 343, 80 L.Ed. 331 (1936) (first-filed state cases took precedence over later-filed federal cases); Penn Gen. Cas. Co. v. Penn. ex rel. Schnader, 294 U.S. 189, 197, 55 S.Ct. 386, 79 L.Ed. 850 (1935) (federal court had jurisdiction over first-filed federal suit, although it had the discretion to abstain in light of the ongoing state liquidation proceedings involving the state insurance commissioner); Palmer v. Texas, 212 U.S. 118, 123, 132, 29 S.Ct. 230, 53 L.Ed. 435 (1909) (first-filed state case took precedence over later-filed federal case); Farmers’ Loan & Trust Co. v. Lake St. Elevated R.R., 177 U.S. 51, 61-62, 20 S.Ct. 564, 44 L.Ed. 667 (1900) (first-filed federal case took precedence over later-filed state case); Chapman v. Deutsche Bank Nat’l Trust Co., 651 F.3d 1039, 1041 (9th Cir. 2011) (per curiam) (certifying question to state court to determine whether concurrent cases — a quiet-title action that was removed to federal court and an unlawfuldetainer action that was pending in state court — were both in rem actions). Second, and less commonly, the doctrine applies when a court has acquired some form of specialized, continuing jurisdiction over the property. That continuing jurisdiction, even in the absence of a pending case, precludes other courts from exercising jurisdiction over the same property in later cases. See State Eng’r v. S. Fork Band of the Te-Moak Tribe, 339 F.3d 804, 810-11 (9th Cir.2003) (federal court lacked jurisdiction where water rights were under state court’s continuing jurisdiction pursuant to a 70-year-old decree); In re Trust Created by Hill, 728 F.Supp. 564, 567-68 (D.Minn.1990) (federal court lacked jurisdiction where state court’s continuing jurisdiction and supervisory responsibility over trust had attached decades earlier). With one possible exception (discussed below), neither of these circumstances is present in this case. This case involves a single proceeding — a proceeding that was started in state court and then removed to federal court. When the case was removed, the state court was entirely divested of jurisdiction. In re Trust Created by Hill, 728 F.Supp. at 567 (where “the state court’s jurisdiction over the property in question was based solely on its jurisdiction over a particular action,” removal was appropriate because it “eliminated the state court’s jurisdiction over the property and did not pose any conflict between the courts”); see also 28 U.S.C. § 1446(d) (once removal is effected, the state court is prohibited from proceeding any further unless and until the case is remanded). Because the state court in which this case originated no longer has jurisdiction over it, this Court’s exercise of jurisdiction does not conflict with the exercise of jurisdiction by any state court. Plaintiffs point to the fact that, in some cases in which federal courts have applied the doctrine of prior exclusive jurisdiction, the cases were removed from state to federal court. For this reason, plaintiffs insist, the doctrine “applies” in removed cases and requires remand to state court. But in the cases plaintiffs cite, the removal was an irrelevant part of the procedural history. The critical fact was that one of the two circumstances described above was present — that is, either (1) there were separate, multiple in rem proceedings or (2) there was continuing state-court in rem jurisdiction that had attached before the commencement of the case that was later removed to federal court. See Chapman, 651 F.3d at 1041; State Engineer, 339 F.3d at 807-08, 814; In re Trust Created by Hill, 728 F.Supp. at 567-68. So to argue, as plaintiffs do, that the doctrine of prior exclusive jurisdiction applies in removed cases is true but beside the point; the doctrine of prior exclusive jurisdiction applies in every federal case. Under the doctrine, it makes no difference how a case regarding a piece of property got to federal court. The results in State Engineer and In re Trust Created by Hill would have been the same — and, assuming that the Nevada Supreme Court finds that the actions at issue in Chapman are in rem, the result in Chapman will be the same — even if the federal cases had been filed in federal court as an original matter. Indeed, if plaintiffs’ argument were correct, then federal courts could never exercise in rem jurisdiction in cases removed from state court — a result contrary to well-established law and inconsistent with the results of countless cases over the past century. See 28 U.S.C. § 1450 (after removal, “any attachment or sequestration of the goods or estate of the defendant in such action in the State court shall hold the goods or estate to answer the final judgment or decree in the same manner as they would have been held to answer final judgment or decree had it been rendered by the State court”); Rorick v. Devon Syndicate, 307 U.S. 299, 312, 59 S.Ct. 877, 83 L.Ed. 1303 (1939) (“where jurisdiction in rem has been acquired prior to removal, plaintiff may obtain in the federal court after removal such orders of attachment or garnishment as would have been available to him had he been permitted to remain in the state court”); State of Mo. ex rel. St. Louis, B & M. Ry. Co. v. Taylor, 266 U.S. 200, 209, 45 S.Ct. 47, 69 L.Ed. 247 (1924) (noting that, when an in rem action is removed, “it proceeds to judgment in the federal court and the judgment is enforced there as against the attached property with the same effect as if the cause had remained in the state court”). The relevant question, then, is not how a case about a piece of property ended up in federal court, but whether there are conflicting attempts to assert jurisdiction over that piece of property. In this case, there is no suggestion that any state court has acquired some form of specialized, continuing jurisdiction over any of plaintiffs’ properties. Nor, in their initial memorandum, did plaintiffs identify any other proceedings involving their properties. Instead, plaintiffs’ sole argument was that, because this case originated in state court, the Court cannot exercise in rem jurisdiction— an argument that, as discussed above, is frivolous. In their reply, however, plaintiffs for the first time reveal that there are (or were) pending state-court unlawful-detainer actions involving the Welk, Singramdoo, and Klingner properties. See Bank of New York Mellon Trust Co. v. Welk, No. 62-HG-CV-11-2261 (Minn. Dist. Ct. filed Aug. 8, 2011); Deutsche Bank Trust Co. Americas v. Singramdoo, No. 19WS-CV-12-149 (Minn. Dist. Ct. filed Jan. 24, 2012); U.S. Bank Nat’l Assoc. v. Klingner, No. 30-CV-12-47 (Minn. Dist. Ct. filed Jan. 18, 2012). Plaintiffs do not identify when these actions were filed, but a perusal of the public state-court docket indicates that the Singramdoo and Klingner actions were filed in January 2012, well after jurisdiction had attached in this case. See ECF No. 1 (notice of removal filed Sept. 16, 2011). The Singramdoo and Klingner actions therefore do not preclude this Court from exercising jurisdiction over Singramdoo’s