In re Telfair (745 F. Supp. 2d 536, 2010)

United States District Court for the District of New Jersey 2010-10-15

The Public Health and Welfare

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OPINION

BROWN, Chief Judge:

Ultimately, this matter comes before the Court upon Petitioner Tommie H. Telfair’s (“Telfair”) submission of two filings, see Docket Entries Nos. 5 and 6, which Petitioner qualified, jointly, as his motion for reconsideration (“Motion”) of the Court’s prior decision entered in the instant matter. For the reasons detailed below, Tel-fair’s present motion will be granted in form. However, the Court’s prior disposition of Telfair’s claims will not change. Additionally, also for the reasons detailed below, a limited order of preclusion will be entered with regard to all prospective pro se filings executed by Telfair in this District, in the currently pending, closed and future matters.

A meaningful discussion of the issues at hand is not feasible without a careful examination of Petitioners’ (that is, Telfair and Catrina R. Gatling’s) prior actions in this District. This chain of prior actions will be subdivided into two groups: (a) the criminal matter being prosecuted against Gatling; and (b) the actions initiated against or by Telfair (that group, in turn, is comprised of two distinct categories, ie.: (1) the matters initiated in connection with Telfair’s currently ongoing criminal prosecution; and (2) the civil actions initiated by Telfair seemingly in response to his — and, perhaps, Gatling’s — prosecution).

1. TELFAIR’S PRIOR ACTIONS

A. Telfair’s Criminal Prosecution

It appears that the relevant events began to unfold about half a decade ago when,

[o]n ... September 5, 2006, officers of the Newark Police Department were dispatched to a residence at 185 Parker Street, Newark, New Jersey, to investigate a report of gunfire. Upon arriving at the scene, officers were met by two occupants of the residence who stated that they had heard gunshots fired at the backdoor of the home. Law enforcement officers investigated the rear entrance to the home and discovered several bullet holes in the back door and empty shell casings nearby. After entering the residence with the apparent consent of the two occupants, law enforcement officers observed bullet holes in the front of a refrigerator in the kitchen. An officer then examined and opened the refrigerator, finding a projectile in the bottom of the refrigerator. While searching for other projectiles and evidence of the shooting, the officer discovered in plain view clear plastic containers holding a substance resembling cocaine base. The officers subsequently discovered an additional substance that field tested positive for the presence of heroin, as well as several small bags containing quantities of heroin. On the following day, agents from the Drug Enforcement Administration (the “DEA”) interviewed the two occupants, who stated that the heroin discovered in the residence belonged to an individual named “Hassan Gatling,” an apparent alias for [Telfair], The two occupants stated that they packaged certain quantities of heroin discovered at the residence at the direction of [Telfair] for the purpose of distribution. The two occupants further stated that they had received payment, in the form of cash and goods, from Defendant for preparing and packaging the heroin for distribution. A complaint and an arrest warrant were allegedly issued for [Telfair] on or about September 8, 2006. On January 23, 2007, [Telfair] was arrested at the home of his girlfriend, [who was] Gatling____During a post-arrest interview with law enforcement, [Telfair] apparently admitted that he had engaged in criminal conduct and narcotics trafficking with several individuals on numerous occasions in the State of New Jersey and elsewhere. After extensive questioning, [Telfair] requested to speak with [an] attorney [Telfair knew], Paul Bergrin. Law enforcement officers allegedly complied with [Telfair’s] request and ceased questioning him. After a brief continuance following [Telfair’s] arrest, a one-count criminal indictment was filed on March 29, 2007 charging [him] with conspiracy to distribute and to possess with the intent to distribute 100 grams or more of heroin .... A superseding indictment was filed on May 7, 2007[,] ... charging [him] with conspiracy to distribute one kilogram or more of heroin .... [That] superseding indictment was dismissed without prejudice [and Telfair] was arraigned on a [new superseding] two-count indictment ... charging conspiracy to distribute and to possess with intent to distribute 1 kilogram or more of heroin ... and distribution and possession with intent to distribute 100 grams or more of heroin.

USA v. Telfair (“Telfair-DMC”), 08-cr-0757 (DMC), Docket Entry No. 14 (slip opinion, hereinafter “DMC”), at 2-4.

Telfair’s subsequent criminal proceedings were conducted in this District and presided over by the Honorable Dennis M. Cavanaugh (“Judge Cavanaugh”). Telfair proved to be a prolific pro se litigant. For instance, during the short (two-month) period from the time of his second re-indictment to Judge Cavanaugh’s entry of the DMC decision, Telfair:

made roughly ten separate pro se filings ... containing] multiple and repetitive requests. From these filings, [Judge Cavanaugh] identified ten substantive motions upon which it appealed] that [Telfair was] seeking] relief, including: a motion to dismiss the second superseding indictment; a motion to be released on bail; a motion to suppress statements made and evidence seized; a motion for production of Jencks materials; a motion for production of Rule 404(b) evidence; a motion for production of exculpatory and impeachment materials; a motion requesting that the Government preserve notes of government agents; a motion for a polygraph test; and a motion for a change of venue [ — these motions were made even though] many of these exact motions and arguments were [already] considered and decided by [Judge Cavanaugh] in a hearing on April 7, 2008[,] and a related Order issued on May 20, 2008 ....

DMC, at 4-5 and n. 2 (the language of footnote 2 is incorporated, in part, in the main text).

Addressing all Telfair’s motions anew, Judge Cavanaugh denied the bulk of these motions, while granting — in full — Telfair’s applications for production of Rule 404(b) evidence and preservation of notes of government agents, and also granting — in part — his motions for polygraph test and for production of exculpatory and impeachment materials. See id. at 15. Judge Cavanaugh’s order and accompanying DMC opinion to that effect were entered on December 10, 2008. See Telfair-DMC, Docket Entries 14 and 15.

While only three weeks passed since the entry of the DMC opinion and accompanying order, during that time Telfair flooded Judge Cavanaugh’s chambers with new applications and caused Judge Cavanaugh to hold a conference with regard to then-existing state of affairs in Telfair’s criminal proceedings. See Telfair-DMC, Docket Entry No. 19. Upon finding Telfair’s new submissions frivolous, Judge Cavanaugh entered an order dated January 9, 2010, directing the Clerk to refuse acceptance of any pro se motion from Telfair until further notice. See Docket Entry No. 16. However, as the discussion below illustrates, Judge Cavanaugh’s order had no apparent effect on Telfair’s prolific pro se filings.

It appears that, at that juncture, Telfair was represented by a certain Mr. Kimball (a Criminal Justice Act panel attorney who, apparently, being duly appointed by Judge Cavanaugh, replaced Bergrin upon Telfair’s request for termination of Bergrin’s representation): the record in Tel-fair-DMC reflects Telfair’s pro se submission made with regard to Kimball, TelfairDMC, Docket Entry No. 17; that submission was filed less than a week after Judge Cavanaugh’s directive barring Telfair’s pro se filings. See id. The submission made with regard to Kimball read, in its entirety, as follows:

Dear Mr. Kimball,

I hope that by now you have come to understand that I don’t plan to quit fighting, even if that means firing you. My life, and the life of my family, is all that matters to me, not your job not the D.A. just me and my family. So I’m kindly warning you, to do what needs to be done so that all these violations of law(s) can and will be addressed, rather by way of my present appeal, or by starting to actually put up a fight in my case. Listen, I am far from stupid, I now know what my past present counsel was/is suppose to have done, and what now needs to be done. For example: the word, supersede simply means, to make void, or repeal by taking the place of. Now what is bothering me is that you have allowed this error in facts and/or errors in laws to go uncontested, as it pertains to my now newly 2-count indictment which is a serious double jeopardy violation, and is the reckless act of multiplicity in the first instance. But of cores [sic] you already know that, the attempted innocent misrepresentation is costing my legal process to endure way to much judicial abuse. So I will keep this easily to the point, pursuant to[ ] rule 18 U.S.C.A. 30064 3006A, you really need to get my forensic specialist, and my investigator, and get me that polygraph test and the polygraph test specialist, I want to see the documentations/credentials of all parties being requested, and for the record I know that the federal government has the money, and is obligated to provide every aspect of effective representation, even if it is not you per se. In closing, I hope we have a proper understanding counselor, I’ll see you on or about the week of January 16th, 2009!

Respectfully Submitted,

Mr. Tommie H Telfair

Pro-se Litigant

Cc File:

Tommie H Telfair

Clerk of the Courts

Honorable Judge Dennis M. Cavanaugh

Murray & Kimball’s Law Offices

Clerks of the Appeals Court ball — Mr. Michael N. Pedicini (“Pedicini”). See Telfair-DMC, Docket Entry No. 25.

Telfair-DMC, Docket Entry No. 17 (“Letter-Kimball”) (original bolding, underlining and capitalization removed).

Five days later, Telfair filed a “notice an[d] request to the United States Court of Appeals for the Third Circuit” challenging Judge Cavanaugh’s decision to deny some of his motions that were addressed in the DMC opinion. See Telfair-DMC, Docket Entry No. 18 (“Telfair-Appeal’’). In addition, six days later, Telfair filed a lengthy letter addressed to Judge Cavanaugh; the letter asserted that Telfair “struggle[d] in this very serious life threatening circumstance,” scolded Judge Cavanaugh for seeking to bar Telfair’s pro se filings, asserted “prejudicial and judicial abuse/neglect” on the part of another judge in this District, Honorable William J. Martini (“Judge Martini”) and requested assignment of another court-appointed counsel (in place of Kimball) to represent Telfair. See Telfair-DMC, Docket Entry No. 20. Seemingly aiming to re-stress his points to Judge Cavanaugh, Telfair — two weeks later — repeated the very same filing, supplementing it with another copy of his Letter-Kimball. See Telfair-DMC, Docket Entries Nos. 21 and 22.

Within three following weeks (during which Judge Cavanaugh held a conference addressing the then-pending procedural aspects of Telfair’s criminal proceeding and entered an order addressing the then-pending pre-trial motions and request for discovery, see Telfair-DMC, Docket Entries Nos. 23 and 24), Telfair’s counsel was replaced again: Judge Cavanaugh appointed — to the position no longer held by Kim-

During the next half year, while Telfair’s criminal proceedings moved forward, see Telfair-DMC, Docket Entries Nos. 26, 28, 31 and 32, Telfair filed:

(a) a letter requesting — on the grounds of his “being proeedurally repressed due to the contributory negligence of counsel [and the operation of what he qualified as] prejudicial] appellate rule 31.3” — production of “documentation and proof of documentation” of all records submitted to the Court of Appeals with regard to Telfair-Appeal, see Tel-fair-DMC, Docket Entry No. 27; and

(b) a document titled “Attorney & Client Arrangement(s)” in which Telfair notified Pedicini of Telfair’s opinion that his prior defense counsel performed “constructive fraud [and] misconduct in Office, & Rules of Professional Conduct/Responsibility and the violations thereof’ and demanded from Pedicini “arrangement(s)” in the form of twenty-nine items, the list of which was comprised, inter alia, of such irrelevant (either to the facts underlying Telfair’s prosecution or to the duties of his counsel), and/or confusing utterances as: “investigator and forensic expert,” “the filing of the pertinent motions,” “memorandum in support of laws and erred fact,” “motion to remove a.k.a. [ie., to remove the abbreviation of the ‘also known as’ designation],” “appellant type motions,” “silver platter doctrine violations,” “bill of rights violations,” “spoliation,” “falsus in uno,” “mens rea,” “stare decisis doctrine,” “address DEA fraud & miseonduct/fraud of the prosecutor(s)(via) office of professional conduct and responsibility in Washington,” “protection type order for the client & client’s family,” “address the illegitimate dates and/or info on all paperwork,” etc. See Telfair-DMC, Docket Entry No. 30 (use of parenthetical and “ & ” sign in original, asystemic bolding, capitalization, italization and underlining removed). The “Attorney & Client Arrangement(s)” concluded with Telfair’s directive to Pedicini to seek recusal of Judge Cavanaugh on the grounds of Telfair’s opinion that Judge Cavanaugh was biased against Telfair. See id. at 2-3.

Apparently complying with the wishes of his client, Pedicini moved for recusal of Judge Cavanaugh, see Telfair-DMC, Docket Entry No. 33, clarifying that he was making that application upon Telfair’s directive and explaining that Telfair’s opinion about Judge Cavanaugh’s “bias” was derived from Telfair’s displeasure with those prosecutorial actions which Telfair qualified as “misconduct” and from Tel-fair’s disappointment with Judge Cavanaugh’s finding that the venue of Telfair’s prosecution need not be changed. See Tel-fair-DMC, Docket Entry No. 33-1. Pedicini’s application for recusal was denied by Judge Cavanaugh, who continued presiding over Telfair’s prosecution, conducted a chain of conferences and issued numerous orders propelling Telfair’s criminal proceedings. See Telfair-DMC, Docket Entries Nos. 35, 36, 44 and 45.

In response to Judge Cavanaugh’s actions, Telfair generated new filings, such as:

(a) an eleven-page single-spaced document titled “Urgent Consideration Required” aiming, apparently, to teach Judge Cavanaugh procedural and substantive law, see Telfair-DMC, Docket Entry No. 37;

(b) a thirty-six-page document titled “Conditional Application or Alternative Petition” asserting that Judge Cavanaugh’s decisions propelling Telfair’s criminal action were a result of a collective plot, allegedly perpetrated by all prosecutors and all Telfair’s defense attorneys, Telfair-DMC, Docket Entry No. 38;

(c) a twenty-eight-page document virtually identical to the prior one, TelfairDMC, Docket Entry No. 39;

(d) a five-page “Affidavit of Merit(s)” asserting that the DEA “agents and/or prosecution did knowingly threaten [Telfair] physically, mentally, and emotionally ... by way of using [Telfair’s] children(s) mom as leverage,” see Tel-fair-DMC, Docket Entry No. 40;

(e) a twenty-eight-page single-space motion seeking to use Telfair’s “polygraph-test examiner as [Telfair’s] character witness,” see Telfair-DMC, Docket Entry No. 46;

(f) a two-part seventy-seven-page application seeking, again, dismissal of indictment on the grounds on the ineffectiveness of Telfair’s counsel (presumably, Pedicini); that requests was accompanied by Telfair’s opinion that his prosecutors were committing “prosecutorial misconduct, constitutional-tort and impeachable-offenses,” see Telfair-DMC, Docket Entries Nos. 48 and 48-1;

(g) a forty-page “motion to dismiss due to the government’s vindictiveness, selectiveness, and bad faith prosecution, double jeopardy, equal protection violation(s),” see Telfair-DMC, Docket Entry No. 49; etc.

While Telfair’s flood of motions accumulated before Judge Cavanaugh, Telfair’s criminal trial began. See Telfair-DMC, Docket Entry No. 50 (indicating that the trial began on February 15, 2010). Thereafter, Telfair filed an application seeking Judge Cavanaugh’s appointment of Telfair as his own co-counsel (on the grounds that — in Telfair’s opinion — Pedicini was “refusing] to follow his client’s instructions” by not “explosing [sic] misconduct in office, scheme to defraud, police-corruption, conspiracy to the deprivation of rights, conflict in law & facts, illegal-cohesion,” etc.). See Telfair-DMC, Docket Entry No. 51. That latest application was filed on February 19, 2010 (that is, four days into Telfair’s trial) and — its merits or lack thereof regardless — was moot upon receipt, as on that date Telfair was found guilty by the jurors empaneled for his trial. See Telfair-DMC, Docket Entries Nos. 53 and 54; see also Docket Entry No. 56, at 2 (denying Telfair’s request to “co-counsel”).

Having been found guilty, Telfair swiftly produced another flood of voluminous applications, including:

(a) a notice of appeal;

(b) a twenty-seven-page motion to “take judicial notice” of “improper joinder of offenses”;

(c) a two-part sixty-seven-page “amended version” of the same;

(d) a motion to “appoint new counsel” asserting that Telfair was “procedurally deprived” by Pedicini’s “intentional neglect(s) [and] contributory-negligence,” and informing the court that Telfair filed a legal malpractice action against Pedicini, see Telfair-DMC, Docket Entries Nos. 57-61 (and Docket Entry No. 71, at 10, replicating the summons in the action Telfair initiated against Pedicini), etc.

These flocks of filings, in turn, prompted: (a) Judge Cavanaugh’s entry of another order directing the Clerk not to accept any further pro se filings from Telfair, see Telfair-DMC, Docket Entry No. 56, which — same as the previous Judge Cavanaugh’s order to that effect — was of no avail, and did not halt Telfair’s exercises in pro se litigation; and (b) Pedicini’s application to Judge Cavanaugh asking to relieve him from the duty of representing Telfair (in that application, Pedicini clarified that he was requesting relief in order to avoid the danger of representation while under conflict of interest). See Telfair-DMC, Docket Entry No. 72 (order granting Pedicini’s request).

Finally, as Telfair began awaiting his sentencing, he submitted another (fifty-page) letter to the Court of Appeals seeking to prompt the resolution of TelfairAppeal, see Telfair-DMC, Docket Entry No. 71; in response to which the Court of Appeals satisfied Telfair’s desire for a speedy review. See Telfair-DMC, Docket Entry No. 73 (denying Telfair’s appeal as interlocutory).

B. Telfair’s Civil Actions in this District

While the dockets in the actions comprising Telfair’s criminal prosecution appear rather lengthy, the cumulative of these dockets pales in comparison with Telfair’s activity this Court detected in the civil actions Telfair initiated in this District.

1. Proceedings Before Judge Martini

As noted supra, one of Telfair’s submissions addressed to Judge Cavanaugh asserted “prejudicial and judicial abuse/neglect” by Judge Martini. See TelfairDMC, Docket Entry No. 20. That assertion was seemingly made in reference to Telfair’s civil action Telfair v. Tandy (“Tel-fair-WJM”), 08-cv-0731 (WJM).

Telfair-WJM was initiated by Telfair’s submission of a civil complaint, executed pursuant to Bivens v. Six Unknown Agents of Fed. Bureau of Narcotics, 403 U.S. 388, 91 S.Ct. 1999, 29 L.Ed.2d 619 (1971); that complaint (a nine-page single-spaced narrative) was received by the Clerk on February 7, 2008, see TelfairWJM, Docket Entry No. 1, at 1, that is, one week after Judge Cavanaugh appointed Kimball (who replaced Bergrin) as Tel-fair’s defense counsel. See USA v. Telfair, 07-0272(DMC) (reflecting the pertinent time line). Assessing Telfair’s Bivens complaint, Judge Martini observed as follows:

Telfair, a federal prisoner currently confined at the Hudson County Correctional Center in South Kearny, New Jersey, ... brings a civil rights complaint against the following defendants: Karen P. Tandy, Administrator of the ... DEA; Gerard P. McAleer, Director [of the] DEA in Newark; 1-50 unknown DEA agents; 1-50 unknown federal agents; Ray McCarthy, Chief of Police [in] Newark; Murad Muhammed [an officer with the] Newark Police ...; 1-50 unknown police officers; Paul W. Ber[g]rin, Esq.; and Christopher Christie, United States Attorney for the District of New Jersey.... Telfair alleges that on January 23, 2007, he was taken into custody by DEA agents, who used terroristic threats to force [him] to admit to drug trafficking crimes or cooperate with the agents in their investigation .... Telfair further alleges that he had repeatedly requested an attorney during his custodial interrogation, but his request was denied.... Telfair alleges that he was pressured to take the Government’s plea offer, and not to make any motions with respect to the criminal charges against him.... Telfair claims that the defendants violated his constitutional rights under the Fourth, Fifth, Sixth, and Fourteenth Amendments. Namely, he asserts claims of false arrest, unlawful search and seizure, falsifying documents and evidence, intimidation, criminal threats, coercion, denial of his Miranda rights, denial of medical treatment, theft or conversion of personal property, denial of due process and equal protection, selective and malicious prosecution, and denial of his right to a speedy trial.

Telfair-WJM, Docket Entry No. 14, at 1-5.

Since, at the time of Judge Martini’s entering his decision, the Supreme Court of the United States was yet to decide its pivotal standard-of-review case, Ashcroft v. Iqbal, — U.S. —, 129 S.Ct. 1937, 173 L.Ed.2d 868 (2009), which unambiguously articulated the applicability of the standard of review set forth in an antitrust case, Bell Atl. Corp. v. Twombly, 550 U.S. 544, 127 S.Ct. 1955, 167 L.Ed.2d 929 (2007), to civil rights claims, Judge Martini employed, out of abundance of caution, the test set forth in Conley v. Gibson, 355 U.S. 41, 78 S.Ct. 99, 2 L.Ed.2d 80 (1957), which was conclusively archived in Iqbal. See Telfair-WJM, Docket Entry No. 14, at 8 (relying on Erickson v. Pardus, 551 U.S. 89, 127 S.Ct. 2197, 167 L.Ed.2d 1081 (2007), for reading of the Twombly standard as a test compatible with and substantively identical — for the purposes of civil rights challenges — to that in Conley).

So assessing Telfair’s claims, Judge Martini concluded that Telfair’s false arrest claims were viable based on Telfair’s conclusion “that the DEA agents and other police officers had no reasonable suspicion or probable cause to arrest him.” See Telfair-WJM, Docket Entry No. 14, at 14. Therefore, Judge Martini concluded that Telfair’s false arrest claim should survive sua sponte dismissal. See id. However, pursuant to the holdings of Heck v. Humphrey, 512 U.S. 477, 114 S.Ct. 2364, 129 L.Ed.2d 383 (1994), and Wallace v. Kato, 549 U.S. 384, 127 S.Ct. 1091, 166 L.Ed.2d 973 (2007), Judge Martini also concluded that this false arrest claim should be stayed. Then, switching to Telfair’s conclusion that the DEA agents and Newark police officers conducted an unlawful search, Judge Martini ruled that this claim, too, was subject to stay under Wallace v. Kato. See Telfair-WJM, Docket Entry No. 14, at 19.

Upon so concluding, Judge Martini turned to the remainder of Telfair’s claims. Specifically, he dismissed Telfair’s claims against Bergrin (for failure to meet the color-of-law requirement), see id. at 21, as well as Telfair’s claims against prosecutors (on the grounds of prosecutorial immunity), see id. at 23, and also dismissed the claim of malicious prosecution (as premature). See id. at 24.

So finding, Judge Martini switched to Telfair’s claims based on the unelaborated allegation that “his Miranda rights were violated,” see id. at 25, and dismissed these claims (on the grounds that police questioning without a Miranda warning cannot give rise to a cognizable Bivens claim). See id. at 25-26. Similarly dismissing Tel-fair’s due process, speedy trial and equal protection claims, see id. at 26-27, and his property claims barred by the Federal Tort Claims Act, see id. at 29, Judge Martini directed service solely as to a single Telfair’s claim that was not subject to dismissal or stay, i.e., the claim based on Telfair’s unelaborated assertion that Tel-fair was “denied medical treatment” for his allegedly broken hand. See id. at 27-28.

Since Judge Martini made express findings only with regard to Telfair’s claims (without addressing Telfair’s allegations as they applied to each particular defendant named in the caption of Telfair’s civil complaint), the Clerk correctly discerned that Telfair’s claims against Christie and Bergrin were dismissed. However, since the discussion provided in Judge Martini’s decision did not expressly correlate the identities of other defendants with any other Telfair claim, the Clerk — out of abundance of caution — served process on all remaining defendants. i.e., on Ms. Tandy and Messrs. McAleer, McCarthy and Muhammad. See Telfair-WJM, Docket Entry No. 16.

Eventually, Tandy and McAleer moved for summary judgment asserting, inter alia, that Telfair’s claims had to be dismissed as based solely on Tandy and McAleer’s supervisory positions. See TelfairWJM, Docket Entry No. 30 (making the argument the correctness of which has become self-evident in light of the Supreme Court’s 2009 decision, Iqbal). Judge Martini granted Tandy and MeAleer summary judgment (pointing out that Telfair’s pleadings — both the original complaint and the amended one — were barren of any allegations as to Tandy and McAleer’s personal involvement in any alleged wrong). See Telfair-WJM, Docket Entry No. 41.

However, neither Tandy and McAleer’s successful Rule 56 motions (nor the decisions that Judge Martini entered addressing Telfair’s claims) renders Telfair-WJM a remarkable proceeding. Rather, the flood of submissions Telfair packed into that action renders that matter an anomaly-

Indeed, in addition to his original and amended complaints, Telfair filed, inter alia:

(a) a ten-page single-spaced “petition in support of civil motion,” to Judge Martini, see Telfair-WJM, Docket Entry No. 12;

(b) a nineteen-page “memorandum of law in support of bail motion and due process violations,” to Judge Martini but also addressing issues not raised in Telfair’s original or amended pleadings, see Telfair-WJM, Docket Entry No. 13;

(c) an appeal with regard to Judge Martini’s decision (asserting that “while [Tel-fair] struggled] in the fight for [his] life,” Judge Martini improperly erred in his conclusions by dismissing Tel-fair’s claims on such a petty basis as Telfair’s failure to assert sufficient grounds for Telfair’s claims), see Tel-fair-WJM, Docket Entry No. 20;

(d) another letter asserting that, while Telfair “struggle^] in this very serious legal circumstance^ he is] being forced between a rock and a hard place” by Judge Martini’s “sabotaging [his] case intentionally [and] allowing] much miscarriage of justice to be swept under the rug,” see Telfair-WJM, Docket Entry No. 25;

(e) a letter apparently related to Telfair’s legal malpractice action against Bergrin, putting Judge Martini on notice of Telfair’s opinion that Bergrin was “intentionally stalling these proceedings with which [Bergrin] is causing serious additional injury to [Telfair’s] legal process,” see Telfair-WJM, Docket Entry No. 31;

(f) a “declaration in support of plaintiff-petitioner(s) civil-action,” in which he “respectfully requested Judge Martini to] offer [Telfair] the constitutionally fair administration of justice,” see Tel-fair-WJM, Docket Entry No. 32;

(g) a “declaration in support of petitioner^),” stating effectively the same, see Telfair-WJM, Docket Entry No. 33;

(h) one more “declaration,” asserting— again' — -the same, see Telfair-WJM, Docket Entry No. 34;

(i) a letter aiming to prompt the Court of Appeals to reach a speedier decision with regard to Telfair’s Appeal of Judge Martini’s screening of the complaint in Telfair-WJM, see TelfairWJM, Docket Entry No. 37;

(j) a Rule 60 motion, see Telfair-WJM, Docket Entry No. 38;

(k) a copy of Telfair’s “Attorney & Client Arrangement(s)” aimed at Pedicini, the counsel representing Telfair in Tel-fair-DMC, see Telfair-WJM, Docket Entry No. 39;

(i) a letter notifying Judge Martini that Telfair was applying for certiorari from the United States Supreme Court, see Telfair-WJM, Docket Entry No. 43;

(m) a letter providing Judge Martini with details of Telfair’s application for certiorari, see Telfair-WJM, Docket Entry No. 44;

(n) a thirty-page correspondence comprised of a potpourri of documents created with regard to Telfair’s criminal prosecution, see Telfair-WJM, Docket Entry No. 45;

(o) a thirty-six-page three-part “conditional application or alternative petition,” informing Judge Martini of Telfair’s opinion that, with regard to his criminal proceedings, “the government and state officials have conspired to the malicious manifest deprivation of rights and the perpetration of a fraud tantamount to impeachable-offenses,” see TelfairWJM, Docket Entry No. 46;

(p) an “affidavit of merit in lieu of certification in support of legal-matter(s),” reciting those questions that were asked during Telfair’s polygraph test administered in connection with Tel-fair-DMC, see Telfair-WJM, Docket Entry No. 47;

(q) a twenty-nine-page three-part “joinder tort complaint & motion to consolidate” asserting that Telfair’s “prosecutions ... have been initiated with unethical conduct and character, and with purpose of covering for state & government fraud and/or corruption, tantamount to wrongful arrest and the perpetration of a fraud & bad faith prosecution,” see Telfair-WJM, Docket Entry No. 48;

(r) another, this time thirty-one-page and six-part “joinder tort complaint,” alleging the very same, see Telfair-WJM, Docket Entry No. 49;

(s) a thirty-one-page letter reciting the same, once again, see Telfair-WJM, Docket Entry No. 50;

(t) a thirty-three-page letter, still elaborating on the same, see Telfair-WJM, Docket Entry No. 51;

(u) a thirty-six-page five-part repeat of the same, progressing to the language that asserted “government and state vexatious, frivolous and/or capricious bad faith prosecution and outrageous official misconduct,” see Telfair-WJM, Docket Entry No. 52;

(v) a sixty-one-page six-part “conditional application or alternative petition for review (amended) in conjunction with ... affidavit of merit(s) in support of civil/tort action,” which was still maintaining the same, see Telfair-WJM, Docket Entry No. 53;

(w) another copy of the same “conditional application,” see Telfair-WJM, Docket Entry No. 54;

(x) an application for “emergent” relief seeking immediate trial in TelfairWJM, that is, in the action where the responsive papers were yet to be filed by the two non-dismissed defendants, McCarthy and Muhammad, see Tel-fair-WJM, Docket Entry No. 55;

(y) one more copy of the same “emergent” application, see Telfair-WJM, Docket Entry No. 56;

(z) a “conditional application for order to show cause,” requesting Judge Martini to issue an order directing the United States Attorney General, the United States Solicitor General, the undersigned and all not dismissed (and also all dismissed) defendants in TelfairWJM to “show cause as to why the hereof pleadings should not issue against them in accordance with prayer of said pleadings,” see Telfair-WJM, Docket Entry No. 58;

(aa) a “corrected” version of the same, which — nonetheless—was alleging exactly the same, see Telfair-WJM, Docket Entry No. 59,

(bb) as well as another motion for reconsideration, another “petition issuance for order to show cause,” one more “petition issuance for order to show cause,” petition for de novo review, application for leave to file another “oversized brief,” a notice seeking joinder of claims, a letter seeking the same, etc. See Telfair-WJM, Docket Entries Nos. 61-68.

Judge Martini, the Court of Appeals, the United Stated Supreme Court and even counsel for defendants in Telfair-WJM did not ignore Telfair’s submissions. Indeed, the Court of Appeals dismissed Telfair’s appeal without reaching the issue of procedural propriety or the merits of his appeal: the dismissal was for failure to prosecute as a result of Telfair’s refusal to pay the requisite filing fee. See Telfair-WJM, Docket Entry No. 40. The Supreme Court, too, addressed Telfair’s challenges by issuing six decisions, first denying Tel-fair’s application for a writ of mandamus, see In re Telfair, 130 S.Ct. 511, 2009 U.S. LEXIS 7902 (2009), then denying his request for a writ of prohibition, see In re Telfair, 130 S.Ct. 511, 2009 U.S. LEXIS 7924 (2009), then denying his application for certiorari, see In re Telfair, 130 S.Ct. 511, 2009 U.S. LEXIS 8176 (2009), after which denying his application for rehearing, see In re Telfair, — U.S.—, 130 S.Ct. 1044, 175 L.Ed.2d 640 (2009), following that decision with another denial of request for rehearing, see In re Telfair, 130 S.Ct. 1045, 2009 U.S. LEXIS 8957 (2009), and concluding with the third round of denial of rehearing, see In re Telfair, 130 S.Ct. 1045, 2009 U.S. LEXIS 8958 (2009, entered on December 14). Meanwhile, counsel for the long-dismissed Tel-fair-WJM defendants Tandy and McAleer filed a letter addressed to Judge Martini, seeking the Court’s assistance in stopping Telfair from referring, in each and every application Telfair was filing in TelfairWJM, to Tandy and McAleer as actual defendants. See Telfair-WJM, Docket Entry No. 57. In response, Judge Martini issued an order explaining to Telfair that Telfair’s latest flood of submissions was virtually incomprehensible and, to the extent Telfair wished to raise any claims on behalf of Gatling, these claims were improperly asserted since Telfair lacked standing to raise challenges on Gatling’s behalf. See Telfair-WJM, Docket Entry No. 60.

Apparently taking notice of the fact that his submissions were read and responded to, Telfair increased his litigious efforts by filing six submissions during just the month of June, i.e.:

(a) a twenty-two page motion for reconsideration asserting that, in his claims related to Gatling, he should have been deemed to have standing to sue because he was conducting what he qualified as his own “chief litigation” of “tortuous-conduct ... tantamount to ex post facto violation(s),” see TelfairWJM, Docket Entry No. 61;

(b) a twenty-five page “de novo conditional application for issuance of order to show cause,” see Telfair-WJM, Docket Entry No. 61;

(c) a forty-six page repeat of effectively the same, Telfair-WJM, Docket Entry No. 62;

(d) another copy of the same, see TelfairWJM, Docket Entry No. 63;

(e) an application “for leave to file oversize[d] de novo petition for review,” see Telfair-WJM, Docket Entry No. 64;

(f) a forty-one page “notice/joinder tort complaint with motion to consolidate” making the already familiar accusations of “vexatious-litigation, frivolous, and/or capricious bad faith prosecution and outrageous official misconduct,” see Telfair-WJM, Docket Entry No. 66; and

(g) a document virtually identical to the initial filing made in the matter currently before this Court. See TelfairWJM, Docket Entry No. 65.

2. Telfair’s Civil Actions Duplicative to Telfair-WJM

Telfair’s civil litigation activities in this District were not limited to the volumes he filed in Telfair-WJM. In addition to that action, Telfair also instituted two other proceedings, Telfair v. Holder (“Telfair-DMC-Civil”), 10-ev-0048 (DMC), and Telfair v. Holder (“Telfair-SDW”), 09-cv-2806 (SDW), by filing two other submissions which the Clerk qualified as Telfair’s civil complaints.

In Telfair-SDW, Telfair submitted a two-part forty-two page document titled “petition for review/remedy,” see TelfairSDW, Docket Entry No. 1, while in Tel-fair-DMC-Civil, he filed a three-part thirty-six page document titled “corrected conditional application or alternative petition with affidavit of merit in support.” See Telfair-DMC-Civil, Docket Entry No. 1. Judge Cavanaugh, presiding over TelfairDMC-Civil, observed that: (a) Telfair’s criminal trial concluded a week prior to Telfair’s filing of the submission initiating Telfair-DMC-Civil, and (b) Telfair’s claims in Telfair-DMC-Civil presented a mix of allegations mimicking those raised in Telfair-WJM and those that could, arguably, be entertained in a § 2255 action. See Telfair-DMC-Civil, Docket Entry No. 2. Therefore, Judge Cavanaugh dismissed Telfair’s “corrected conditional application or alternative petition” without prejudice, as a premature Section 2255 application. See id. at 2.

Judge Cavanaugh’s decision, entered on February 24, 2010, was substantively analogous to the one issued eight months prior by Honorable Susan D. Wigenton (“Judge Wigenton”) with regard to Telfair-SDW. See Telfair-SDW, Docket Entry No. 2. Specifically, Judge Wigenton observed as follows:

[Telfair] is a party to another action, [Telfair-WJM ], which is substantively identical to the instant matter. Indeed, [Telfair’s] amended complaint in [Tel-fair-WJM] is the very same document docketed in the instant matter as [Tel-fair’s “petition for review/remedy”]. Moreover, the other document submitted by [Telfair for Judge Wigenton’s review] presents reiterations of the same, mixed with statements that vaguely resemble habeas challenges and laced with excessive amount of [Telfair’s] generic legal statements and citations, the reason for which is not entirely clear to this Court.

[Telfair’s] habeas challenges, i.e., challenges to the fact of his conviction or duration of his confinement, if any such challenges are intended, should be brought by filing [direct appeal or an appropriate] habeas petition, [as] a separate action.

The [Bivens ] aspects of the instant matter are duplicative of [Telfair-WJM], and should be dismissed as such [on the basis of the] power of a federal court to prevent duplicative litigation and to protect parties from the vexation of concurrent litigation over the same subject matter.

Id. at 1-2 (citations to legal sources and docket entries, as well as quotation marks, omitted).

Upon so finding, Judge Wigenton directed administrative termination of TelfairSDW, see id., and Judge Cavanaugh ordered the same result eight months later with regard to Telfair-DMC-Civil. See Telfair-DMC-Civil, Docket Entry No. 2.

II. CRIMINAL PROSECUTION OF GATLING

While the above-described criminal and civil matters initiated by and against Tel-fair were unfolding, another criminal action got underway: the prosecution of Tel-fair’s apparent girlfriend, Gatling. See USA v. Gatling, 07-3528, and USA v. Gatling (Gatling), 10-cr-0195 (DMC).

A criminal complaint against Gatling was filed on March 9, 2007 (that is, six months after a criminal complaint was filed against Telfair). See Gatling, Docket Entry No. 1. Specifically, the complaint filed against Gatling alleged that,

[o]n September 8, 2006, a criminal complaint and arrest warrant were issued by [a judge in this District] charging ... Telfair with ... conspiracy] to distribute and possess with intent to distribute ... cocaine base .... Law enforcement agents learned that Telfair and ... Gatling were romantically involved, and that Telfair had resided with Gatling at the residence located at 62 Winthrop Street, Newark, New Jersey (... “Residence”) prior to the issuance of the criminal complaint [against him. L]aw enforcement agents interviewed Gatling and asked [her] if she knew Telfair [but] Gatling denied knowing [him], and denied that Telfair was her boyfriend. On ... September 15, 2006, law enforcement agents [again] interviewed Gatling [that interview was conducted] at the Essex County Jail in Newark, New Jersey, where Gatling was employed as a corrections officer. During this interview, Gatling [admitted] that she had lied to law enforcement agents during [her prior] interview ..., and admitted that Telfair was her boyfriend of approximately seven years. Gatling further stated that Telfair had visited her frequently at the Residence, and that she spoke with Telfair regularly by telephone. [Gatling] denied any other knowledge of Telfair’s current location. During this [second interview], law enforcement agents advised Gatling, in substance, that Telfair was a fugitive, and that if she assisted Telfair in avoiding arrest, she could he charged with harboring a fugitive.

On ... January 22, 2007, law enforcement agents observed an individual subsequently identified as Telfair, exit the Residence and enter a Honda Pilot parked outside the Residence. Law enforcement agents determined that this Honda Pilot [was] leased in defendant Gatling’s name. Later that same day, law enforcement agents observed the Honda Pilot arrive at the Residence driven by Gatling.

On ... January 23, 2007, law enforcement agents arrested Telfair as he exited the Residence and approached the Honda Pilot parked outside. At the time of his arrest, Telfair possessed a set of keys to the Honda Pilot and a set of keys to the Residence. Telfair also knew the code for an alarm installed at the Residence, and used this code to deactivate the alarm in the presence of law enforcement agents.

On ... January 23, 2007, law enforcement agents interviewed Telfair who stated, in substance and in part, that: (a) he knew that a warrant for his arrest was outstanding; (b) he used the Honda Pilot to drive Gatling to her employment the prior day [ (] on ... January 22, 2007[) ]; (c) he had been residing with defendant Gatling at the residence for a long time; and (d) his clothing was stored in the bedroom of the Residence.

On ... January 31, 2007, law enforcement agents interviewed Gatling who stated, in substance and in part, that: (a) she recalled being interviewed by law enforcement agents ... concerning the whereabouts of Telfair; (b) at all times following her initial interview with law enforcement agents ... and continuing through January 31, 2007, Gatling knew that a warrant for Telfair’s arrest remained active and that Telfair remained a fugitive; (c) Telfair began periodically visiting Gatling at the Residence [since] November 2006, [and] Telfair’s visits became more frequent, and ... eventually Telfair resumed living at the Residence with Gatling and her son; (d) Telfair utilized Gatling’s cellular telephone [ (since] Telfair did not have a phone of his own; (e) Telfair drove Gatling’s Honda Pilot and transported [her] to and from her employment at the Essex County Jail; and (f) she knew that Tel-fair possessed a set of keys to the Residence.

Id.

On March 13, 2007, four days after the above-quoted criminal complaint was filed, Gatling was arrested and ordered released, same day, on $50-thousand bail. See Gatling, Docket Entries Nos. 2 and 5. Unlike Telfair’s criminal proceedings, Gatling’s prosecution has been uneventful. See Gatling, Docket Entries Nos. 4 to 27 (indicating, inter alia, appointment of counsel for Gatling (who, as this Court writes this Opinion, seemingly continues his representation of her), waiver of preliminary hearing, relaxation of the terms of Gatling’s bail bond by removing any encumbrances from the property of her bond co-signor, etc.). This apparently mutual civility continued throughout Gatling’s indictment and arraignment processes (which took place on March 18, 2010, and May 12, 2010, respectively, resulting in the entry of a formal charge on one count of harboring a felon), see Gatling, Docket Entries Nos. 28 and 31, and remained throughout discovery. See Gatling, Docket Entries Nos. 32-34.

On August 3, 2010, Judge Cavanaugh, presiding over the Gatling matter, held a hearing with regard to Gatling’s decision to plea guilty to the harboring a felon charge, see Gatling, Docket Entry No. 35 (directing, inter alia, continuance of her bail); accord Gatling, Docket Entries Nos. 36 and 37 (Gatling’s application for permission to enter plea of guilty and her plea agreement), and set Gatling’s sentencing date for November 15, 2010. See Gatling, Docket Entry No. 35.

III. SUBMISSIONS MADE IN THE INSTANT MATTER

The instant matter was initiated by Tel-fair by filing a submission executed on June 3, 2010, see Instant Matter, Docket Entry No. 1, at 19 (i.e., three and a half months after Telfair was found guilty and at the time when Telfair was prompting the Court of Appeals to speed up the resolution of Telfair-Appeal; it was also about three weeks after Gatling was arraigned on the harboring a felon charge, see Telfair-DMC and Gatling, Dockets). That original submission consisted of three parts totaling twenty-eight pages. See Instant Matter. Docket Entry No. 1. Nine days later, that is, on June 25, 2010, the Clerk received from Telfair an “emergent de novo grievance,” this time encompassing forty-two pages. See Instant Matter, Docket Entry No. 2. Pursuant to the dictates of Local Civil Rule 104.1(e)(2), the instant matter was reassigned to the undersigned.

A. Telfair’s Initial and Second Filings in the Instant Matter

The Court can roughly map the content of Telfair’s aforesaid first two rounds of submissions as follows:

1. The first round consists of: (a) a one-page declaration averring that Telfair was making his statements under penalty of perjury, see Instant Matter, Docket Entry No. 1-1; (b) an eight-page “appendix” (informing this Court that, with regard to Telfair-DMC, Telfair was administered a polygraph test and, in addition, that he had filed a legal malpractice action in state courts against Pedicini), see Instant Matter, Docket Entry No. 1-2; and (c) a nineteen-page single-spaced grievance form (“Form-I”). The Form-I is a purely “homemade” production, that is, in the sense that it integrates: (a) the language obtained by Telfair from some pre-printed form (or from various pre-printed forms) and ethics code; with (b) the material generated by Telfair himself, i.e., the Form-I is merging all of the above into what strives to appear as a single pre-printed document just “filled up” by Telfair. See Instant Matter, Docket Entry No. 1. As noted at the outset of th'is Opinion, the first page of the Form-I designates Telfair as the “grievant,” and the last page bares solely Telfair’s signature, while — as detailed below — the body of the Form-I is seemingly focusing — and setting the bulk of claims — on behalf of Gatling. The content of the Form-I, while lengthy, warrants at least a cursory overview. Specifically,

a. The Form-I opens with the introductory language reading, “Mail this Form to one of the Clerk(s) of the Courts, For The United States District Court for the District of New Jersey 3rd cr. Mark the Envelope ‘Confidential: Professional Miscon-

duct Complaint’ or ‘Confidential: Judicial Disability Complaint,’ ” see Form-I, at 1 (capitalization and lack thereof in original), seemingly aiming to create the impression that this District generated “a” pre-printed form that was eventually utilized by Telfair for the purposes of submitting the Form-I, even though this District neither created nor disseminated such a form, not could it ever refer to the Third Circuit as “3rd cr.” Upon so opening, the Form-I proceeds to the heading which reads, “RULES OF ADMISSION AND PRACTICE (APPENDIX TO RULE 46 OF THE RULES OF PRACTICE AND PROCEDURE) RULE 6 — ACCUSATION OF PROFESSIONAL MISCONDUCT”; that heading, in turn, is followed by what seems to be Telfairgenerated three pages of dictates as to how this Court and the Clerk should act. See id.

b. After stating the above-discussed three pages of Telfair’s “rules” (the origin of which this Court cannot discern), the Form-I proceeds with another two pages of copied material, this time replicating Canon One of the Code of Judicial Conduct (“CJC,” which is facially inapplicable to any matter of attorney- — rather than judicial — discipline), then reproduces an eliminated commentary to Cannon One, and then merges the language of that eliminated commentary into altered-by-Telfair parts of the Preamble to the CJC. See Instant Matter, Docket Entry No. 1, at 3-4.

c. Having provided such four-page “introduction,” Telfair — once again — designates himself as a “grievant” and, at that juncture, introduced Gatling by designating her as his “associated aggrieved.” See id. at 4. He also clarifies that he is grieving about the conduct of “Office of the U.S. Attorneys’ the Agent(s) for the Government and Defense Counselor(s),” but makes this statement without providing a single specific name of any attorney, hence, inviting this Court to conduct a disciplinary review of all lawyers employed by the Office of the United States Attorney and, in addition, of all lawyers that ever acted or are currently acting as defense counselors (presumably, in this District). See id.

d. The following twelve pages of the Form-I represent a narrative, which is subdivided into thirty-three paragraphs (with a heading reading “Colloquy” interjected into the midst of that narrative). See Instant Matter, Docket Entry No. 1, at 5-38. These thirty-three paragraphs are, in turn, composed of intermeshed statements that could be roughly subdivided into three categories:

(i) generalities, often nearly identical to the content of Telfair’s multiple applications filed in Telfair-DMC and Telfair-WJM; these statements are peppered by legal and Latin terminology having no relevance to the content of the narrative. See id. For instance, Telfair informs this Court that [t]he aggrieved, Telfair and Gatling and their children [] have had to suffer irreparable injury, duress, and the emotional stress and strains as a result of Gatling being used as collateral through [Telfair’s] entire litigation(s) in fear of, as a mother losing their children, their home, and as a child losing their mother after already losing their father, See > Estoppel by Negligence and the violations thereof. The derivative-tort, ex post facto, and the ex delicto stems from Gatling being used as collateral and is NOW being used as a unilateral punishment for [Telfair] and/or where the government is trying to dissolve Gatling’s litigation in order to escape further liability, See > Legal — Estoppel and the violations thereof. [Both] Gatling, and her family have suffered irreparable injury and will sustain further overt-action(s) unless this grievance is granted or, in the alterative given “Full” Prima Facie Review on its merits. [Tel-fair] ha[s] continually been deprived of rights, and the necessity for emergent intervention is of a unique-crux. The fact(s) based on the present and previous pleading submitted to the District Court by [Telfair] qualifies [Telfair] for automatic-standing to complain and the paradox situation inadvertently have created procedural — discrimination and further exposes [Telfair] and Gatling to official — retaliations of epidemic proportions .... [Tel-fair and Gatling] have been the victims of extreme machination by the governments’ attorneys’ and the attorney(s) whom where to defend them, and that due to the fraud by the inducement, Gatling have been force to resign from her job in law enforcement as a result of the overt — actions and professional misconduct initiated hereinafter.... As can be clearly seen here, the Government is attempting to coerces [Gatling] to assist in the furtherance of obstructing justice to avoid the repercussion of its overt — actions tantamount to retaliation and the scheme to defraud.... The prejudicial maneuvering by the official(s) have led to the impediment of the grievant(s) rights for judicial relief, additionally Gatling and her family is suffering-severely and to put it blunt, it is mandatory that the law respond either enjoining what’s been happening, and issue an order of protection, and/or restraining order which would prevent further injury pending review on the merits in the interest of justice .... Standing — Zone of Protected Interest.... Gatling is a single mother working two — jobs, and due to the overt — actions of her attorney(s) acting to effect the malpractice — -tort, coupled by the overt — actions of the government’s official acting to effect speculation and wagering on official information, suborning perjury and the constitutional & negligent — tort, and the conspiracy to the deprivation of rights, Gatling is being faced with a federal conviction for something that she is innocent of .... Presently the government or its state counterpart is trying to legitimize the overt — actions initiated through the arrest and federal prosecution of [Telfair and] Gatling tantamount to government — retaliation presently aimed at Gatling because [Tel-fair] ha[s] been fighting his case and for exercising his constitutional and procedural rights. The government is also being tactical due to the “enormous amount of liability the government faces if found guilty of the allegations” tantamount to Prima Facie Tort. See > Affidavit of merits attached herewith.... There is no way without the proper judicial jurisprudence [Telfair and] Gatling or her children could survive the impact of these violations; there is no way Gatling is going to have the money, strength or courage to defend herself against might and machinations of the government with all the is at stake for the government, nor the resources to defend against the allegation, where the entire legal process have been leveled in total favor of prosecution, coupled by the fear of what lo[ ]sing could mean for a person that has never been in any trouble and is now fighting for her life, and the life of her children; base on the foregoing, [Telfair] is at the mercy of this tribunal to prevent the obvious. Gatling nor her children should have to pay for the unethical law practices of the officials whom are trying everything to justify what’s been done during this entire situation, versus trying to correct what’s been done throughout this entire legality. Based on the foregoing predicates [Telfair] implores this tribunal to expedite the petition for review in the furtherance of justice .... [Telfair] further request that an order be entered enjoining any harassments of [him], Gatling and any witnesses of same from any government or state officials; and further implore this tribunal to lend assistance in the foregoing matters), because of the hardships of the circumstances, Gatling blames [Telfair] for the action taken by the arresting officials and the actions furthered by the government .... [T]he fact that [Telfair] ha[s] been confined for more than 3-years ... [is] leaving [Telfair] and Gatling extremely overwhelmed physically, emotionally, and past the point of dire-straights; with no responds to [Telfair’s] complaints & petition(s) for review so readily apparent, [Tel-fair] respectfully implore this tribunal to immediately issue an order ... to enjoin or stay [Telfair’s] and Gatling’s entire [criminal] litigation

Id. at 4-16 (underlying, brackets and bolding removed; capitalization, apostrophes, parenthetical marks, punctuation, spelling and angle brackets in original);

(ii) The foregoing is heavily laced with Telfair’s lengthy opinions as to what the applicable law and public policies are or should be. See id. at 4-17; and

(iii) In addition, the Form-I contains a few factual statements leading this Court to conclude that Telfair is expressing his disappointment with Gatling being relieved from her employ, see id. at 8 (“Gatling ha[s] been forced to resign from her job in law enforcement”), with the circumstances of Tel-fair and Gatling’s arrests, see, e.g., id. at 12, with the fact that Gatling and Telfair’s criminal prosecution are currently underway rather than postponed either indefinitely or until Gatling’s son is legally emancipated, see id. at 14 (referring to “Gatling’s fears, her emotional state of being, and that the government is wagering on Gatling’s family situation, knowing her children have no other parent left to look after them outside of [Telfair]”), with the fact that Gatling was offered a plea agreement, see id. at 13 (“government is trying to capitalize on Gatling’s fears, in attempting to induce her into taking a plea or thinking she’s facing 5 year and that she should accept 2 to 3 years”), with the fact that superceding indictments were filed against Telfair, see id. at 9 (referring to the “indictment number (s) which led to the double jeopardy violation”), and with the fact that his motions and applications to call certain persons as witnesses were denied. See id. Finally, it appears that Telfair asserts that “the government” unduly capitalized on Telfair’s affections for Gatling. See id. at 5 and 13 (“Gatling ... used as collateral”; “Gatling ... used by the government as collateral”).

2. Telfair’s second round of submissions (“Form-II”) presents effectively the same Form-I (with a few paragraphs reshuffled, and a few additional discussions of Telfair’s vision of law added). See Instant Matter, Docket Entry No. 2, at 1-20. The part repeating the Form-I is followed by Telfair’s “declaration,” virtually identical to that described supra in conjunction with the Court’s detailing the content of Telfair’s initial round of submissions. See id. at 22. The Form-II and declaration are accompanied by a twenty-page “appendix” which has:

(a) a page informing this Court, once again, that Telfair is pursuing a legal malpractice claim against Pedicini in the state courts, see id. at 23;

(b) an “affidavit of merit in lieu of certification in support of legal-matter(s)” submitted (or intended to be submitted) to an unspecified tribunal in connection with Telfair-WJM-, it is discussing the polygraph test Telfair had in connection with Telfair-DMC, see 24-25; that “affidavit” is submitted jointly with a document marked “Confidential/To Whom It May Concern” and reciting the same polygraph test, see id. at 26; the two are packaged jointly with a copy of the letter from Judge Cavanaugh to Telfair’s counsel addressing the issue of costs of that polygraph test, see id. at 27;

(c) a copy of the declaration submitted by the now-dismissed defendants Tandy and McAleer in Telfair-WJM, see id. at 28-31;

(d) a copy of the order by Judge Cavanaugh aiming to stop the flood of Tel-fair’s filings in Telfair-DMC, see id. at 32;

(e) a copy of Gatling’s proposed plea agreement, see id. at 33;

(f) copies of two letters indicating that Telfair attempted to file a grievance against Pedicini with the New Jersey Lawyers’ Fund for Client Protection, see id. at 34-35;

(g) copies of letters indicating Telfair’s filing of ethics grievances against Bergrin, Kimball and Pedicini with the Office of Attorney Ethics (“OAE”), see id. at 36, 39;

(h) a copy of the letter from the OAE declining docketing of Telfair’s ethics grievances against Joseph N. Minish and Paul B. Matsy, see id. at 41; and

(i) a copy of a subpoena executed by Pedicini, in connection with Telfair’s defense, while Pedicini was representing Telfair in Telfair-WJM. See id. at 37-38.

B. The Court’s Prior Order and Tel-fair’s Instant Motion

On August 9, this Court issued an order (“August Order”) that echoed Judge Martini’s prior ruling, i.e., that Telfair lacked standing to bring civil rights or habeas claims on behalf of Gatling. See Instant Matter, Docket Entry No. 4; accord Tel-fair-WJM, Docket Entry No. 60. In response, Telfair submitted his instant two-part Motion seeking reconsideration of this Court’s August Order. See Instant Matter, Docket Entries Nos. 5 and 6. The total volume of Telfair’s Motion is two hundred and seventy two pages, see id., rendering this Court’s detailed discussion of the content of that submission unwarranted in light of the considerations dictated by judicial economy and the already substantial length of this Opinion. Therefore, it shall suffice to state th